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jamie

the presence

About Me

i am so fucked off by the eastern conference finals (among other things, like the pens being awesome against the flyers and stinking against the red wings, and other things)
i am james william cruden, i am 16.59 years of age and i do music tech, english language and sociology at myton sixth form. i'm in 2 bands, one called the droogs and we gig and stuff so come along. i also work at frankie and bennys.
heres some interesting facts about me:
i've spent almost a quarter of my life in an awesome relationship with raichelle hardy
i full on fancy martin biron
i listen to too many ricky gervais shows from the xfm days
i only have freeview in my house :( but i know how to get all the things i want to watch on the computer
i really love strawberry milk
i love freecell and logic pwns cubase
sidney crosby is a whingy diving schoolboy bitch
the with teeth nin lineup fucking stunk on reflection
anime freaking sucks
the best song ever is the day the world went away (the still version) it pwns all
i have many a male friend, these are some of them:
[ daniel
[ matthew
[ joshua
[ christopher
[ matthew uns
[ sean
[ ashley
[ joe s
[ jonathan fark
[ andrew
[ mr ratio
[ joe
[ jon pritchard
[ dave
i have female friends and here they are
[ raich
[ jess
[ amber
[ zoe
[ charlee
[ finch
[ jo
[ bx
[ lauren
[ teegs
[ liz
and more later

My Interests

i love that feeling when you wake up and stumble over to the computer and out of nowhere trent reznor has given you an album for free. its actually the best thing ever.

trying to have a conversation with a polish guy who knows very little english and having to be aware of your language tendencies is really lol.

im really bad at controlling myself in the heat of the moment when im angry ar bitter and do thing i very much regret, i can be really downright silly sometimes.

if life had a system restore option id go back to before gcses, that way i could persuade someone from letting a building get in the way and some other people wouldnt be annoying me so much, lolugetme?

errrrrrrr what else i like going to st margarets newsagents and get abottle of chilled vimto, 25gs of golden v and some starburst. a bizarre combo that works so nicely together

im going to reading 08 and i cant wait for pennywise doing bro hymn just so i can imagine lupul just scored in ot in game 7 of the stanley cup finals

it sucks when you're accused of something and they do it right back in your face.

I'd like to meet:

im getting increasingly frustrated and annoyed particularly over the last few weeks and its getting hard

Music:

mogwai, nine inch nails, dub trio, mr. bungle, ladytron, dfa1979, lcd soundsystem. version

Movies:

• the big lebowski

Television:

• DEXTER
• lost
• qi
• seinfeld
• curb your enthusiasm
• world most amazing videos
• the simpsons
• HNIC
• reno 911

Books:

anything by henry rollins, henry miller, hunter s. thompson and SOME michael moore books. alot of its shit though. also franz kafkas metamorphosis and the presence. truth

Heroes:

the presence. .com

My Blog

lost: explanation of the numbers and the DHARMA initiative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc 4 8 15 16 23 42 = the valenzetti equation, a theory that the equation affects the way the world turns out. The DHARMA INITIATIVE attempted to change a digit ...
Posted by james on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO (the downfall of james cruden)

hello from sunny 62 prospect road! its 06:09am and i have been sat here for 8 hours leaning out my window pouring cups of water onto cats that have been lured into my trap of a tasty tuna treat so the...
Posted by james on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:28:00 PST

MY HOUSE, MY BIRTHDAY, MYBIRTHDAY CAKE? (the second coming)

thankyou to all you guys and dolls who made my birthday propa saif you know who you people are (because i dont want to comment you all back CUS I HAVE CAKE TO EAT AND DVDS TO WATCH AND MONEY TO SPIN I...
Posted by james on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:33:00 PST

new myspace song

the new song on my myspace is a recording that i did in february, of qotsas 'in my head'. the bridge is completely fucked as the MIDI drums were out of time n then just generally prematurely ejaculate...
Posted by james on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST

37 COMMENTS IN UNDER 3 HOURS

for once, i am satisfied. thankyou people...
Posted by james on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST

I remeber as it were a meal ago...

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavern...
Posted by james on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST

i have just had a life changing experience

me n jon were walking down the road at approximately 11:48pm and 2 drunk indie guys walked towards us, stopped and one guy asked us 'do you think we should do a 360 and go this way?' whilst pointing i...
Posted by james on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:04:00 PST

YOU COME IN MY HOUSE, ON MY BIRTHDAY, EAT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE?

some fucker hacked my msn.... everyone add [email protected] if you hate me! i expect to see you all at the jug and jester on the 21st of march to see the 2 greatest local bands... its should...
Posted by james on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST

JOSH FREESE

Josh Freese drumming for Nine Inch Nails innit. First off you appreciate his work in amazing bands such as Good Charlotte (woo!) and Evanescence (woo woo!), and now, a band that maybe doesnt compare t...
Posted by james on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST

eric dances

FUCK YEAH I LOVE RAICH DANCE ERIC...
Posted by james on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:32:00 PST