Never Argue With a Woman... |
One morning the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap... Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat ou...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:17:00 GMT |
THREE THINGS |
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT, ONCE GONE, NEVER COME BACK 1. TIME 2. WORDS 3. OPPORTUNITY THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT CAN DESTROY A PERSON 1. ANGER 2. PRIDE 3. UN-FORGIVENESS THREE THINGS IN L...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:10:00 GMT |
Random Thoughts |
1.Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.2.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. .3.What if there were no hypothetical questions?4.I...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:56:00 GMT |
HEAVEN or HELL?? |
Heaven or Hell?
THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
EVEN THE INDEPUBLICRATS!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck an...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:27:00 GMT |
Biker Chick |
Biker Chick...by Jo Dee Messina
Me and the girls out after work Drinkin' marguaritas one night After a few, the conversation turned to The kind of guys we like One only dates doctors, one likes cowboy...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
An Athiest in the woods... |
An Atheist in the Woods..... An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees'! 'What powerful rivers'! 'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself.As he was walking a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
The Tomato Garden...not what you think! |
THE TOMATO GARDEN An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was i...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
Questions that haunt me... |
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Can you cry under wate...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:37:00 GMT |
I BELIEVE |
..TR>
Birth Certificate shows that we were born
A Death Certificate shows that we died
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . R...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:35:00 GMT |
TO REALIZE |
To realize The value of a brother or sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.
To ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:36:00 GMT |
