The Chew profile picture

The Chew

nazis are a-holes. and ill be the first one to say it, because im edgy

About Me

I won't be friends with someone unless they drive a fancy car. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Travelling, music, movies, reading, sleeping, generally lazing around, going to concerts, and generally wasting time until the day i decide to go to Central America and never come back

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will let me crash on their couch when i travel

Music:

In no particular order. Radiohead, Al Green, Wu Tang, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Portishad, Beatles, Cage, Interpol, Fiona Apple, Walkmen, Pavement, Built to Spill, Decemberists, David Bowie, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, El-P, Atmosphere, ...Trail of Dead, Pixies, Toadies, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Wu Tang, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Wolf Parade, Band of Horses, i could go on for days

Movies:

The best: The Big Lebowski and the rest: Fight Club, Clerks, Office Space, Kingpin, Rushmore, Godfather, Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swingers, etc

Television:

Lost, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Seinfeld, Office (BBC)

Books:

Cat's Cradle, Mother Night, and anything else by Vonnegut, The Stranger by Camus, Of Mice and Men by Steinbeck, 1984 by Orwell, Invisible Monsters and Choke both by Palahniuk, The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald, Gravity's Rainbow by Pinchon, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and You Shall Know our Velocity by Eggers

Heroes:

The man (or woman) who created dictionary.com

My Blog

thank god for youtube

i thought now that i hit 25 years old that all the milestones of my life had already passed me by, but i was wrong. i hit a big one today, maybe the biggest of anyones life. i learned to tie a tie. an...
Posted by The Chew on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

my new hairdo

so i shaved my head. one of the ladies at my work is going through chemo and her hair was falling out in clumps. she decided that she wanted to just shave it all off, but she didnt want a stranger to ...
Posted by The Chew on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

goodbye eddie

eddie guardado is gone, and im actually a little sad to see him go... because we got nothing in return. i know eddie hasnt had the best year to make him look like good trade bait, but hes still left h...
Posted by The Chew on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST

football (not real football, soccer)

i am proud to say that i watched most of the us games this world cup. i missed the first half of the italy game because i was working. i enjoyed watching it, but i still think soccer is an unexci...
Posted by The Chew on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

art didnt make it a month

hes back on myspace after a long weekend vacation from it. thats all
Posted by The Chew on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

i think i lost my copy of ok computer

i am t minus 3 weeks from seeing radiohead down in san diego, and i cant find the centerpiece of my radiohad collection. im already in preperation mode for that concert, which sort of sucks because im...
Posted by The Chew on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

is heathcliff slocomb still available?

eddie guardado needs to go. ive been quietly (or not so quietly) taking his bad pitching so far this year. but when he blows yet another save and im not even mad about it because im so used to the ide...
Posted by The Chew on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:35:00 PST

deano is back on myspace

thats all
Posted by The Chew on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST

opening day '06

well, the mainers lost, but they looked a lot better than i thought they would. two homers from two new members of the team, some timely hits (except for when we left the bases loaded with no outs), a...
Posted by The Chew on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:30:00 PST

live from las vegas

we're coming up on six hours in the las vegas airport right now. we keep getting bumped from flight to flight trying to get home. i think kia is starting to get annoyed with having to sit here with no...
Posted by The Chew on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST