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About Me

My name is Troy and I reside in Bountiful Utah. I love to watch TV and play basketball. I work at a grocery store where I waste away slowly. I have magic powers and I can fly so watch out! I enjoy speed walking and a good bagel. If I were a color I would be much less fun. EVERYONE: you are perfect just the way God made you. Don't change for anyone. Who gives a flying fuck about anybody who can't accept you, someone out there would feel lucky to have you...I live my life as truely as possible. I know true love could always be right around the corner, so I take as many turns as I can. I'm a gangsta as motha fucka and I don't take shit from no bitch ya heard. Now get the fuck up outa my face.

My Interests

Beer is good, sitting around, beer, bothering people with stupid text messages, and beer. Oh and vodka with beer on top.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who accept me for me. Also I would like to meet an alien of some sort. Oh and I want to meet myself from sometime in the future so I can be super safe.

Music:

Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Flaming Lips, Tenacious D, Modest Mouse, and any rap or techno. Lately Tupac has become kind of like my idol.

Movies:

I like any movie that can make me laugh or cry.

Television:

Anything with a warm, bright glow and fancy colors is cool with me.

Books:

hahahahaha

Heroes:

Satan and Karl Malone.

My Blog

Sometimes....

Sometimes I like to make a smelly. Sometimes I like my toast with jelly. Sometimes I like to get a present. Sometimes I like to act unpleasent. Sometimes I like my heart to be broken. Sometime I like...
Posted by moobs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love

Love is a funny thing. It can make you cry, smile, or just plain go numb. Think about it, when someone you love hurts, so do you. You can cry from a special moment with somebody you love, or you cry w...
Posted by moobs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bowling is the new black.

Recently it has been brought to my attention that some people actually believe that pink is the new black!!! Let me start by saying pink will always be pink, like it or not, so if you wear it I will p...
Posted by moobs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST