Shooting Rabbits. |
In one of the most startling results of this past election, gun sales skyrocketed to new highs. Fear of a crushing new gun reforms ha...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:07:00 GMT |
Pennies!!!!! |
Today the US mint announced that they are unveiling 4 new designs for the penny. It nice to know that in this time of a failing economy, a $700 billion dollar bailout for Corporate America, a half-ass...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:20:00 GMT |
Eating and Fucking |
I'm sure that relationships are just a circle of eating and fucking. Two things polite society frowns upon when done alone. To be sure it's a sad sight to see someone dining without company and only p...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:49:00 GMT |
2008 Resolutions |
2008 Resolutions
It's that time of year again, when we make our promises to become better people. However, since I didn't make any resolutions last year and thus nothing changed, I've decided ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
Handwriting |
In the 3rd grade, Mrs. Baker began teaching me to write in cursive. She never finished. Now I print mostly, except for my e's. Many letters that precede the e flow nicely, h's, n's, c's, and l's. That...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
Uncle Rob's |
Uncle Rob was born 75 years old. What I remember most about him was his glasses. They were thick black frames that only covered the top half of the lenses. He wore them all the tim...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:28:00 GMT |
National Steak and Blowjob Day! |
Every February men are confronted with the daunting task of fulfilling our loves' Valentine's desires. Since there is no prescribed a...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
Shortbus crew strikes again! |
Today in the world of "Strange, but true....," or "Well, it's the South. What did you expect?" Texas legislator Edmund Kuempel introd...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:50:00 GMT |
Three years ago... |
Three years ago today, tragedy befell my friends and family. There was this beautiful, magical being that passed away. Her name was Meghan Vaughan. To her friends she was Meg, to me she was lady...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:27:00 GMT |
cock rings and other things that vibrate.... |
People say that sex is like pizza: you can never have bad pizza or bad sex. Well people, you are wrong. Many women would argue that one can indeed experience bad sex and even a few men (at least the o...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:25:00 GMT |
