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About Me

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Name: Joel
Birthday: Nov 23
Birthplace: Toronto
Current Location: Toronto
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, right?
Your Heritage: cdn
The Shoes You Wore Today: mmmm....prada
Your Weakness: anyting or anyone who tastes sweet
Your Fears: open water
Your Perfect Pizza: meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: horny or hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: depends
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: always
Do you Sing: in the shower and the car
Do you Shower Daily: uh huh
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: done
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummm...in the last few hours, no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: umm...in the next few hours, yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: duh
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: peter pan
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: whatever
Weight: proportional
Best Clothing Style: as long as you look hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: whatever
Number of CDs I own: whatever
Number of Piercings: ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Meital Dohan

Music:

Movies:

in no particular order....Clockwork Orange, Hair, Ghost Dog, Rounders, Pollock, Quills, Friday, Big Lebowski, Almost Famous, White Castle, Glengarry Glennross, Professional, Snatch, Lock Stock, Garden State, Life Aquatic...and so on...you get the idea.

Television:

Prision Break, Sopranos, Heroes

Books:

The Alchemist, The Last Kabbalist of Lisbon

My Blog

Uncle Joels 101 ways to be an asshole

1. Argue with everybody.2. Touch the paintings at the museum.3. Get hysterical.4. Threaten law suits.5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.6. If you got it, flaunt it.7. Eat produce at the grocery store ...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Survey

Ultimate 'About Me'by Sooz_123001. What is Your Name? Joel002. How old are you? 32003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? http://www.myspace.com/flyboy1973General004. What is your hei...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST

My celebrity look a likes

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Posted by Joel on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:52:00 PST

DO IT NOW!

DO IT. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:08:00 PST

Is this me? from clubmojan.com

SAGITTARIUS November 22-December 21 Adventurous, outgoing, extroverted, gregarious, enjoys travel, overlooks details, avoids tedium, enjoys playing, enthusiastic, inclined t...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

According to some survey on some website I have a "Choleric Temperment"? Huh?

You Have a Choleric Temperament You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You wan...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST

this message brought to you by tel aviv one

i dont have a reason why i have been procrastinating and have not posted my post trip blog. my new mantra is "to not make the excuse that i do not have the time to do something. if it is important the...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 06:36:00 PST

Pork Soda and Deadweight

So you know when you hear a song and either A) you remember a certain place and time, hopefully fondly, or B) you wonder exactly why you ever listened to that song or band in the first place, but it w...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:23:00 PST

My zillion page questionnaire

My zillion page questionnaire Name: Joel Name spelled backwards: Loej Age: 32 &nbs p; DOB: 11/23/73 Where were you born: Toronto How ...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:53:00 PST

Rainy Sunday Reflections

Rainy Sundays are good and bad, they cause reflection and they change moods. Today so far is a good one, positive, entertaining, and now reflective. I am bordering on nap time, which is of course one ...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:52:00 PST