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Ninja!

Time for some of that good ol' black magic..

About Me

I'm Jacob. I'm a guy, therefore I do guy things. I play burp games with my friends, I hoot and hollar when I see something I like, and most times I don't think. I'm disabled so I don't work, sucks I tell ya. I'm not materialistic (can't afford to be) and I'd rather come away from something with an experience instead of a prize. I like to think of myself as open minded but as with everyone there's a few things that are just able to get under my skin or I'll say hell no to. I'm looking for people with stories to share, for friends, and maybe more... ya never know. The future is never set in stone. So, if ya have questions just ask.

Fun Facts
I'm allergic to ginger.
I can dislocate both shoulders and wrists.
My favorite color is purple.
I've died twice.

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My Interests

Gamin'
Writing short stories
Hard Music (Hard Rock, Metal, etc.)
Politics
Philosophy
Religion
Anime
Psychology
Sociology

I'd like to meet:

People. I don't really care who. I'll talk to anyone.

Music:

3rd Strike
A Perfect Circle
Alice Cooper
Audioslave
Avenged Sevenfold
Black Sabbath
Bob Marley
Buckcherry
Disturbed
Eric Clapton
Godsmack
Guns N Roses
Gwar
HIM
Jimi Hendrix
Korn
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
NiN
Nirvana
No Doubt
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Papa Roach
Power Man 5000
Prodigy
Revelation Theory
Saliva
Savage Garden
Sevendust
Stone Temple Pilots
The Darkness
The Doors
The Foo Fighters
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Rolling Stones
The Who
Trapt
Tool
Velvet Revolver
Willie Nelson
Rob Zombie
And so many more I can't even list them all.

Movies:

Akira
Artificial Intelligence
Batman
Bedazzled
Big Trouble in Little China
Blade Trilogy
Clash of the Titans
Critters Quadrilogy
Cursed
Elektra
Encino Man
Escaflowne
I, Robot
Kingdom of Heaven
Labyrinth
Legend
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Pitch Black
The Alamo
The Brother's Grimm
The Chronicles of Riddick
The Dark Crystal
The Evil Dead Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Matrix Trilogy
Troy
Underworld
Van Helsing
Walking Tall
X-Men Trilogy

And more..

Television:

Rome
Star Trek
Full Metal Alchemist
Ghost in the Shell
Outlaw Star
Inuyasha
Samurai Deeper Kyo
Jackass
Viva La Bam
Married with Children
Nip/Tuck
And I find myself watching music videos a lot too.

Books:

Anything by Tolkien, Lewis, or Pratchett.

Heroes:

Bill Gates. He proved that nerds truly rule the world.

My Blog

Eight Simple Rules

I RectitudeRightness of principle or practice; exact conformity to truth, or to the rules prescribed for moral conduct, either by divine or human laws; uprightness of mind; uprightness; integrity; hon...
Posted by Ninja! on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:29:00 PST

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

On December 10, 1948 the General Assembly of the United Nations adopted and proclaimed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights the full text of which appears in the following pages. Following this h...
Posted by Ninja! on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:50:00 PST

Pumpkin

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indece...
Posted by Ninja! on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:38:00 PST

Odd Facts

Barbie's measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33 Coca-cola was originally green Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle;...
Posted by Ninja! on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:36:00 PST

Cakes and Ale

Legend has it that a bright young student at Cambridge University had unusual request. During an examination one day he popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog...
Posted by Ninja! on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:37:00 PST

A philosophical ideal

Apparently I'm not the only one with issues about relationships this week. Just kinda seems to be crappy all around ya know. But in this I began to think about love. Not that warm fuzzy feeling but th...
Posted by Ninja! on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:41:00 PST

A Feeling

Ever have that feeling like your gut is just twisting in on itself? Not anything physiological, but psychological. Like you’re stuck in a rut and you’ve finally realized you’re stuck...
Posted by Ninja! on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Ravings from a MadMan’s Mind

The Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.8. If you admire a friend's gun and ...
Posted by Ninja! on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Another Philosophical Thought

As I have plenty of time on my hands now that I have returned to oh so lovely Tipton County I have devoted some of that to thinking about life and the world. Now don't get lost with this.. All life is...
Posted by Ninja! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

The Good Ol’ Days

Friends..Do you remember that time? When we gathered in numbers, when we all had each other's back. There was barely a moment when we were not seen together. Back before the drama, the lies, the bulls...
Posted by Ninja! on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST