Men are like... |
1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are lik...
Posted by Summartyme on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST |
How well do you all know me?!? |
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birt...
Posted by Summartyme on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST |
The Sweetest Things A Guy Could Do... |
I want to find a guy who does these kinds of things becuz he cares/wants too.
1. Tell her when u fall in love with her. 2. Hold her hand while u talk.3. Tell her she looks pretty. 4. Look her in the e...
Posted by Summartyme on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST |
Girls (Something for all men to read...and find a clue!) |
-To every girl that dresses cute not skanky-To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hott.-To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you.-To ev...
Posted by Summartyme on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST |
There are 19 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart... |
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel...
Posted by Summartyme on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST |
To all the Mother's I know..... |
Somebody said it takes about six weeks after you've had a baby to get back to "normal"...Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.Somebody said you learn to be a mother by ...
Posted by Summartyme on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST |
Honesty Test |
1. Honestly, are you in love right now?right now&i'm in something but i'm not calling it love2. Honestly, what color is your underwear?dark pink, lt. pink and grey 3. Honestly, what's on your mind rig...
Posted by Summartyme on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:57:00 PST |
I have lived through 117/158 things. |
[1] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.[2] I have read a lot of books.[ ] I have been on some sort of varsity team.[ ] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.[3] I have been to Canada.[ ] I h...
Posted by Summartyme on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST |
My son's fathers newest request |
so he calls last night for the first time in months. doesnt ask to speak to his son, or even ask how hes doing. just proceeds to go on about how he and his family moved to oregon...
Posted by Summartyme on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST |
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART |
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on...
Posted by Summartyme on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:44:00 PST |
