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Life is like a poker hand....you either fold or your all in!! Fuck it I'm ALL in Bitches!!!

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I'm a total Moron!!I'm Half Italian,Half Irish. Love to wear my wife beater in the summer. I Love to laugh & joke around with friends. Always just doin stupid shit. I'm real out going love to be where the parties at. I've got an awesome personality and I'm always smilin. I love to be around good people who love to have a great time & let loose.I'm very confident..not intimidated by much at all.I have a pretty diverse group of friends were all frickin crazy. I love it why be normal. Even though I act like a moron most of the time, I do take life seriously when I need to.I hate high strung people.People who can't have a normal conversation. There's nothin that annoys me more is when people call me & talk about nothin. I'm like you called me retard there's gotta be something to talk about. I'm very care free & don't care about what people think.I love baseball games. Goin to Cubs games anything outdoors is the place for me. Love warm weather,blue skies, cool nights.I love beautiful women, fast cars,great food(italian for sure),good beer Blue Moons are the bestest!! No shots for me I get really dumb & fast! I'm good like that! I hate poeple who live off the state for free..free housing free link cards, food stamps(do they still make them) & they drive around in frickin Caddy's...Fuck me!!! I work a 40 to 60 hour work week I'm helpin morons who don't work & hang on corners & act like porch monkeys all day with there Mad Dog! Who paid for that fuckin Mad Dog...Me..I did The Sucker The Workin Man! Those low life shitbags can eat my ass. Anyway,that's it!! How do you like me now??? So stick that in your pie hole, cake hole which ever you choose!!
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My Interests

Playin cards, Goin to the Casino,Being outdoors, Doing anything athletic...playin sports. I love goin to see live bands drinkin a good beer with company.I'm a huge Cubs fan..hate the White Sox..their a bunch of Ass Clowns! I bowl, play 12" softball. We play Berens Field in Elmhurst. So far our record is 8 wins 2 losses as of July 21st 2008. Were locked in 2nd place! Were no longer the Warpigs..the Team name is One More. Oh Yeah! As of Oct 27th..our fall league is at 8 wins no losses!! Were tha frickin bomb diggity!!
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Love meetin new people. Morons who are fun out going and who are as retarded as me. I don't know if that's humanly possible though!God forgive me on the retarded part!

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Music:

I love Trance Music...Armin Van Buuren ,ATB,Nadia Ali, Erik K, Tiesto,Ferry Corsten, Paul Van Dyk,Gabriel & Dresden ,Etc. Electronica....is the shit as well!! House Music all night long new and old. Old School from the 80's. 80's rock..Glam bands. PLAY IT LOUD PERIOD..... MO FO'S!!

Movies:

Mob, anything funny, action....Gotta love 70's Porn!! Debbie Does Dallas is my Fav!! Oh yea!!!

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Television:

UFC, The Ultimate Fighter, Paranormal State, Dirty Jobs, Discovery, TLC, Spike TV most of the time I'm never home or the TV is watchin me!

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Books:

Old lady porn mags are my fav!!! Uh huh!!

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Heroes:

Baby Jesus!!

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