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I LOVE CILANTRO

Check out ihatecilantro.com. It's pretty hilarious. Who knew people hated cilantro THAT much?I love cilantro (coriander). Cilantro is my fucking husband. I could have heaps and heaps of cilantro. It's...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:40:00 GMT

Britney Spears (Blackout vs. Circus)

Britney Spears is an icon. I breathe, eat, and sleep Britney Spears. I can't deny her.It's interesting really. I love, love, love BLACKOUT. Never could've imagined that album being topped.At first lis...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:38:00 GMT

Emotionally Bankrupt

Trust me. I've been long-pining for this phenomenon us decent folk recognize as "love" - an ideal strictly to discover, dissect, and conclude. Tell me, does this "marvel" make my world go 'round? Acc...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:10:00 GMT

this shit changed my life

I know. It's just a fucking itunes commercial but man, was I moved by it.There are times when I "feel" music so much, I can't even describe it. But this... this is perfection. It's as if all...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:15:00 GMT

happy valentines day

here's a toast to the single life.let's cut the crap. i'm lonely. and... i know it. nobody is ever good enough for me. not even close.one day, i shall love hard and freely, without ornament.i am no lo...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT

ENCHANTED - Greatest Movie of All Time!

Omfg. I don't even know how to start. This movie is fucking ridiculous good. Broadway 2009. Done.This is my ABSOLUTE favorite scene in the whole movie.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:54:00 GMT

mandy moore and toilet paper

... my pussy hurts, i'm so excited! sure, i saw her once at the roxy in l.a. but you can never have enough mandy. hopefully i see some of you guys there @ the house of blues in anaheim! you know who y...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:29:00 GMT

appetite for love

when i feel lonely and sad, i drive to carls jr. late at night and order myself a large double western cheesburger meal with dr. pepper and ranch, drive home with my windows down and soak as i listen ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:30:00 GMT

you work hard. you play hard.

so... i just bought $600 sandals at Hermes (not even shoes - SANDALS). sexual, i know. if i want, i get.am i proud of it? maybe. do i deserve it? yes.call it an early birthday gift to me, from me... =...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:04:00 GMT

the SPICE GIRLS are BACK!!!

My friends and I have been waiting for this day for a FUCKING decade. It's been long overdue and I still can't believe it's really happening. Somebody fucking pinch me!! And to think, their first tour...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:52:00 GMT