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Cacaphony of Chaos

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

About Me

Everyone says I'm old at heart. I enjoy reading (as in books longer than 100 pages) I don't like drinking too much, I'm a morning person and I like working with my hands.I'm mainly a Sci-Fi junkie but I do like a good fantasy read when it's not too magical and frilly. I hate the fact everyone makes elves godlike, they are in fact my assumption of what queers would be in the fantasy world.My musical taste got stuck in the 80's and 90's. I find most music today uninteresting, uninspiring and talentless. Yes, you heard me. Your music sucks.I spent the latter years of HS in the mid-west so I know the meaning of hard work. I like to think I'm pretty strong. Outdoors = glorious. I'm also a pretty good shot and animals (especially those that can kill me...i.e. cats) seem to like me.I hate sitting around doing nothing. I hate mess, so I try to keep my surroundings clean and tidy. Oh and I can't STAND emo-kids. Seriously, you don't have it that bad, get the fucking hair out of your face and take the eyeliner off.
However, I've got a bit of a weakness for: the cute things my girlfriend does, calvin and hobbes comics, and my family (in Missouri)...animals included.
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My Interests

Good music, reading, great conversations, attempting my guitar (hey I'm a brass man), working out, wood carving, carpentry (I put the siding on my old house up...ALONE thank you very much), learning new things, video games, shooting, good food, grilling, Christmas, watching war movies with my mom, and my girl.

I'd like to meet:

Folks interested in video games, reading, good music. Real people who actually have something to say.
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Music:

Good God, will I have enough space? The Cure, The Smiths, The Offspring, Enigma, Linkin Park, Pennywise, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cake, Chevelle, Thrice, AFI, Coheed and Cambria, Bowling for Soup, Less than Jake, Aquabats, Mustard Plug, No Use For A Name, Metallica, Death Cab for Cutie, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, NOFX, MXPX, Sum 41, Midtown, Unsung Zeros, Tsunami Bomb, The Ataris, Alkaline Trio, Ozma, Slick Shoes, Sloppy Meateaters, Taking Back Sunday, Too Rude, Manic Hispanic, Avoid One Thing, Divit, Finch, Antifreeze, Flogging Molly, From Autumn to Ashes, Glassjaw, Avenged Sevenfold, The Briggs, The Eyeliners, L7, The Movielife, Autopilot Off, Carnage Made Simple, The Used, Swingin' Udders, The Damned, Thursday, Name Taken, Vendetta Red, Murphy's Law, Breathe In, Kill Your Idols, Death on Wednesday, Weird Al, P.O.D., Silverstein, Green Day, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, System of a Down, Tears for Fears, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Nirvana, Powerman 5k, any type of trance/techno/house music, Classical, Irish folk music (sorry it's in the blood), instumentals, Prodigy, Pixies, Sisters of Mercy, Goo, The Eagles, Pink Floyd, and Chicago.

Movies:

All the Kevin Smith movies except Dogma that one was a little too...sacrilegious for my taste, Robocop, Die Hard, TMNT, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride (it had Danny Elfman in it, instant winner), FIGHT CLUB!!!, Robotech, Star Wars of course, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Shawn of the Dead, Dead and Breakfast, Army of Darkness, (you see a theme here?) Anchorman, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, scary movies in general and if it's a GOOD comedy then its an automatic fav, and of course anything that will get me a cuddle. I am a big affection whore.

Television:

I don't watch much TV, when I do it's...Family Guy and then sporadically Cowboy Bebop, Aquateen Hungerforce, Robot Chicken, and a bit of Sealab 2021 like once a month....nothing too exciting.

Books:

You guys are trying to kill me I swear....Just the favorites, The Robotech series, The Anita Blake series, Vampire: The Masquerade, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Changewinds, The Gunslinger, the kind you color in ^_^, technical manuals (weird I know), Jade Darcy, any Shadowrun books, Myth Conceptions, anything Dean Koontz, Calvin and Hobbes, The Stainless Steel Rat series, and the one my brother and I are trying to write (We have no talent for this kinda stuff but the characters are funnier than hell) There, thats enough ;)
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com A very good test I think, very insightful.

Heroes:

My Dad (Erin go bragh), my mom, Robert Smith, Stan Lee, inventor of the wheel, Strongbad, Mr. L., Casey, Yield Man, and Ivana I guess... (grumbles)

My Blog

All is soon to be well

Everything is okay so far and will be taken care of accordingly, just a little cosmetic damage is all and pain in the ass (insurance hike, point on my record, paperwork, and repair). For those of you ...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

questiony-mabob

1. Never in my life have I:Drank, smoked, or partaken in assinine repasts like drugs   2. The last person i kissed was:My Claudine3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always mana...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

100 question hoohah

001: Name: Bradley Kirwan002. nickname: n/a cept for what Claudines adorable names for me003. Glasses or contacts: Glasses (grumbles)005. Female or Male: male!006. Elementary School: Durfee, Portrero,...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

Survey

NAME YOUR TOP 8 ..1: Claudine..2: Nikki..3: Chumba..4: Jennifer..5: Shannon..6: Justin..7: Kevin..8: IvanaLIST ONE GOOD THING ABOUT EACH PERSON 1: Love of my life, she can always make me smile even i...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:56:00 PST

God help me, I am strange...

Very strange thought popped into my head one day as I was driving, now for those of you who know me this train of thought will not surprise you, but at exactly what age do you tell a highway that it w...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

Some of my quirks

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Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

One big blog

Alright, this has taken me too long to finish so here's a big ass blog on the rest of the week Claudine was here. Wednesday: Wednesday was pretty fun to begin with but later on I was very much down in...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

burnt out...

wow already tired, where the hell are my reserves?! Dunno, tired, lonely, hungry, and that space between your shoulders and chest hurts pretty badly to boot, well more like sore and tender. I could go...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

It's raining...snow?

Ah Tuesday, quite a dreary day to tell you the truth, well judging by the weather anyways. Well it started out as rain but got cold enough that it kinda turned into a freezing rain and collected on th...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:31:00 PST

Survey Says?!

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?~What?! It's 06?! Man am I behind.yeah I'd rather wait anyways. 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of...
Posted by Cacaphony of Chaos on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST