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Liar, Liar, Vampyr.

I'm Not Most Girls.

About Me



What's the point? You're just going to judge me by my pictures anyway.

But if you insist...
My name is Christine, so don't ask me or I'll chop your gonads off. I'm 18 years old, so if you're like a balding hick with three kids it 'aint gonna happen... unless you're Dr.Phil. Jk,Jk. I've got meat on my bones, and that's the way I like it, all you skinny minis can kiss my fat ass. I love reading/writing and going out to the movies, or just being away from home period. I love working out, but you can't tell...yet. haha I can be moody sometimes, but generally I'm sweeter than a jug of Orange Juice. I'm pretty photogenic, so don't trust my pictures too much, although they're as accurate as they get. Obviously, they're not pictures of my neighbor and I have like 800 up.

My Interests

Body dysmorphic disorder
Watching Movies/Travel Channel, Candy, Sunbathing, Eating (don't lie, you love it too, haha), Traveling, Collecting Stuff, SHOPPING, Money

I'd like to meet:

Death so I can challenge him to a game of DDR.

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Music:

Anything that doesn't harsh my mellow.

David Bowie, DEPECHE MODE, Bauhaus,Adam Ant, Marilyn Manson, Rooney, Tokio Hotel, Tegan and Sara, The Organ, Placebo ect...

Movies:

I have almost 200 dvds, do you really want to get me started on this?

Labyrinth, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Penelope, The Chumscrubber, The Pest, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transformers, LOTR, HP, Drop Dead Fred....

Television:

Anything on the Travel Channel, History Channel (except modern weapons), Logo Channel and those movie channels and such.
Oh! And Whitest Kids U'Know.

Books:

Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Vampire Kisses Series, Books about diseases and pandemics, books where the main character leads a bizarre life... things like that.

Heroes:



My Blog

The Times They Are-A-Changin

Change is the only constant. We shouldn't fear change, but embrace it. Therefore I am not going to give a rat's ass on whatever low life conspiracies go on in high school. I think it's ridiculously hi...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:28:00 PST

His Little Girl

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Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:48:00 PST

White Night: A Complete Story By Emily Brown & Myself :)

Lol, this is a story Emily and I co-conspired, well, she came up with the main idea, I just helped tug the whole thing. She's an awesome writer and has such a creative mind, It was so fun working with...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

FINALLY UPDATED!The Proposal (A STORY 17+ Work in Progress)

       This is a story about a gay couple who ask two of their lesbian friends if one of them would be their surrogate mother... with a twist....   Rated X.&nbs...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Gay Marriage

I'm in a mood to rant, so here I go. I think gay marriage should be legalized, it's an inevitable fight! Look at it this way, a couple of years ago black people couldn't get married to white people, u...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

The Gentlemans Club [a story about a Boy]

The Gentlemans Club [[not about me]]      There was a Gentlemans Club down the street where I lived as a child. I remember playing baseball with a few of my friends not to far from...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Boring

I just came back from the Good Charlotte/Pink Spiders/Young Love concert at the Avalon theater, and I have got to say that has been one of the best freaking concerts I've ever been to. Good Charl...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:09:00 PST

She Wants Revenge/Monsters Are Waiting

Hello! Yesterday, Me, Caroline and Meline went to the She Wants Revenge concert partly for Carloline's birthday.We had Mosh tickets, and WE WERE AT THE FRONT, SO WE WERE 2ft AWAY FROM THE STAGE!!!&nbs...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

Your Best Nightmare: Part Three

Charlotte noticed Zillah staring at her from the corners of his eyes as they walked awkwaedly side by side down the street.   So, Zillah, Charlotte said trying to break the unbearable silence. Wh...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:20:00 PST

Your BEST Nightmare: Part Two

Due to limits on how many words you can use, about 35 percent of PART 2 was whiped out by myspace. Including the [scene]. So Part 3 is coming up, and I hope you're not all displeased. The next morning...
Posted by Liar, Liar, Vampyr. on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:18:00 PST