About Me
I am silly, fun-loving and tactile. I wear glasses sometimes. I have freckles across the back of my shoulders.
I am stubborn, loyal and creative. I like Monty Python.
I think Bettie Paige was hot. My shoe fetish is geared toward pin-up girl pumps. :-)
I am a geek, a food snob, a reader, a woman, a child, a lover and a gamer.
I love to travel. I love to stay at home. I am ambitious, I am a dreamer, I am a visionary, I am lazy, I am unmotivated. I want to live off of the land and be wholly self-sufficient. This is at war with the fact that I love my computer and my DSL. Not to mention my lingerie and my shoe fetish. I can't refuse chocolate. I want to be thin and healthy but I don't need to be a Barbie doll.
I am sarcastic, witty and I like puns.
I love the theater, ballet, and opera. Shakespeare in particular.
I love power tools.
I believe in faeries, dragons, integrity, friendship, beauty, honesty, open-mindedness, laughter, equality, pride, education, self-responsibility, animal rights, magic, embracing your inner child, introspection, loyalty, and love.
I loathe willful ignorance, Microsoft, habitual cattiness, betrayal, meanness, pretentiousness, censorship, dishonesty, animal abuse, trendy boy bands, repression of minorities, conformity, Bush (the "president," not the band or the body part), shallowness, misogyny, hypocritical Christians (redundant?), intolerance, stupid prejudices (race, religion, gender, sexuality), pettiness, organized religion, duplicity, cowardice, supposition, blatant hypocrisy,reality TV and the fact that I've read every Xanth novel ever written.
