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Maybe it's Mike?

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I'm not as cool or clever or witty or charming as I think I am. But I'm still pretty awesome.

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That's right, I'm writing a book.  Good for me, right?  On top of full-time school, part-time work, and forming a new band the likes of which have never been seen before, I'm working on a no...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:48:00 GMT

Sorry, auto workers, but I just don't care...

Anyone else sick of hearing about the United States'  auto industry?  I know I am.  Look, you  stamp auto parts for a living, nobody cares about your job because you get paid 30 bu...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:12:00 GMT

Stop messing with natural selection.

Maybe you haven't noticed, but human beings are seriously messing with natural selection.  Natural selection, in case you didn't know, is a vital part of Darwin's theory of evolution, and it basi...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:56:00 GMT

This is NOT a blog.

The word "blog" is a cancer to the english language.  Whenever you say that word, you are killing a small baby (or a puppy, whichever makes you more sad).  If you have to refer to this secti...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:14:00 GMT