[ Mr Orange. ]

splat

I know i'm into you<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />....I don't know what to do ....When we talk I feel like I died twice ....Boxers use it's fists ......
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:02:00 GMT

Cricket is a waste of time

I understand that England recently lost a game of cricket. Good. The more we lose, the more our interest in the game wanes and the less it will dominate our newspapers and television screens. Cricket,...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:50:00 GMT

language rant

You cant really use some words any more and yet, strangely, it is perfectly acceptable for those in the travel and hotel industries to pepper their conversation with the word beverage. There are se...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:56:00 GMT

the weasel and the mongrel

this is a poem by my lovely friend Tarryn Ledgard who fell for an asshole, but she came out on top pedigree for a mongrel. this is her brilliance!   This is a story of rage and betrayalOf peacock...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:40:00 GMT

legend of Mr. Twat

there once was a paedo called Mr Twathe was a round gay fellowwith really bad hairand facial facelmaohe once went to get plastic surgeryKP says:and facial face??? ROFLLROFLROFLROFLthey sed no, as he w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

10 ways to annoy the person in the next cubicle

1. Fill up a large flask with Lucozade. Squirt it erratically under the stall cubicle of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy big boy!" 2. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:19:00 GMT

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:17:00 GMT

14 things a person can do in ASDA

#1 Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.#2 Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.#3 Make a trail of tomato ju...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:14:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 20:11:00 GMT