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What is Myspace for when Facebook exists?
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:52:00 GMT

At home, post-Paris

Damn. I just don't like coming to Myspace. Maybe because it's too shiny and Mtv-like. Meh.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Sky Waitress

I graduated yesterday from flight attendant training. Do you take your coffee black? No ice with that? Sure, I'll give you a hand-job. Bend over, stay down. Pressure bulkhead vs. plug hatch in da tail...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Photo Albums on Facebook

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=17350&l=b65fd&id=74085 5099http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=17308&l=d1ce3&id=7 40855099http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=17291&l=4d996& id=740855099http://w...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:18:00 GMT

Tears into my Lachrymatory

I can still smell Ursula's perfume. Luxurious yet girly.They defy description.They are stunningly! beautiful! and exquisitely! talented!http://www.myspace.com/skursula~~~The evening ended poorly. Imme...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Buzzin' in Ioway

Am hangin' with my step-dad in Iowa City. Arrived safe and sound. Miss you all... am now going to eat some more coconut cake!
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:14:00 GMT

Walmart Sucks Serious Ass!

Flip Flop Gives Insane Chemical Burns to Chick's FeetThere are many articles on the net about how shitty Walmart is to their employees and how their merchandise is made from children working in sweat-...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Lost Lone Suitcase

Apparently it's extremely difficult to scan a suitcase and load it onto the conveyor belt and get it on the mother fucking plane!My son is alone in D.C. without his suitcase!AND!!! Because the confere...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:42:00 GMT

Mere Hysteria

* I'm 100% nervous about getting my kid to the airport on Saturday! * I'm nervous about him taking the shuttle from the airport to the hotel! * I'm nervous that I'll forget to pack something im...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:10:00 GMT