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HBIC

eat right, exercise, die anyways

About Me

long term goal: making the world a better place, one bitch at a time.

currently: perfecting my anna nicole smith impression.

side project: hating on angelina jolie just because i can.

My Interests

achieving the highest levels of ghettofabulousness / blasting hardcore rap in my yuppie ass honda accord / taking the elevator to the 2nd floor / calling people out / feigning interest / finding problems with no solutions / perpetuating rumors / fighting with my ipod

I'd like to meet:

my next paycheck.

Music:

just listen

Movies:

lucky number slevin / tsotsi / real genius / the motorcycle diaries / mean girls / shallow grave / trainspotting / requiem for a dream / match point / closer

Television:

the office, the hills (and any other trashy MTV programs that showcase american teen stupidity at its best)

Books:

for the next 4 months - anything anesthesia related. after that, mostly porn and maps of the world

Heroes:

people in denial

My Blog

hahahahahaha!

where was this when i needed it??? hahahahaha!
Posted by HBIC on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

i love sandwiches


Posted by HBIC on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

really should be studying instead of engaging myself in pop culture issues

and the world is finally catching wind of angelina jolie's psychosis, which i like to refer to as the "michael jackson syndrome." note to self: pimp out children for attention and money if possible.&n...
Posted by HBIC on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

UN - believable

it has just come to my attention that anna nicole smith's autopsy revealed that she died of a drug overdose. are you SERIOUS? my world has been sent into a tailspin. i honestly believed that her weigh...
Posted by HBIC on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

that guy is so dead

so i was coming home from a really really really late night (sidenote: for those of you who are interested, i got a good lashing when i got home) and to my dismay, i was unable to enter my parking gar...
Posted by HBIC on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

oh good gawd...

amy winehouse + ghostface killah = you know i'm no good (not to mention effing genius!!!!!). that bitch is crazy, but i likes it 
Posted by HBIC on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:14:00 PST

south korean's represent!!! he sort of looks like my grandpa...

UNITED NATIONS Ban Ki-moon, the foreign minister of South Korea, was appointed Friday by the General Assembly as the next secretary general of the United Nations, succeeding Kofi Annan.  Ban was ...
Posted by HBIC on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

oh no she didn't!

yes - she did. for the love of god, stop adopting you stupid biz-natch! seriously, you're scaring me with your behavior. you already have a little asian boy! inserted is a pick of the new flavor of t...
Posted by HBIC on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

i practice polygamy

he's my second husband, of course only with approval from my number one boo. i heart dwyane wade!!! ...
Posted by HBIC on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:41:00 PST

OMG

so i'm going to hawaii in may and i'm searching high and low for an appropriate, cageless, organic food feeding, massage between naps, daily scheduled activities (such a fetch, barks and baths, biscui...
Posted by HBIC on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST