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FAT & SASSY

your mom lets people park cars in her asshole.

About Me



I'm Wendy. I'm small, messy, disorganized, irresponsible, and I love orange juice. I like to laugh so hard it hurts, I like to put things off until the last minute, I like to sleep, I like shoes, I like beer. I'm easy to please, and i'm fun. I lie to keep you on your toes, i'm good at it. I give second chances, but not thirds. Okay thats not entirely true, sometimes I give thirds, fourths and fifths. I like people who I don't have to explain my jokes to, people with wit, make it razor-sharp. I read books, I play WoW, and I love computers. I'm 1337! I don't like to fight, I just like to love, love, love. I will do anything for you if I care about you.
You won't know all the sides of me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone I share so much chemistry with that our heads explode.
Friend, or otherwise.

Music:

a-ha
the academy is
aerosmith
alanis morisette
the aqua bats
armor for sleep
at the drive in
the ataris
azure ray
the beatles
belle and sebastian
berlin
blondie
boys night out
brand new
bright eyes
built to spill
the calling
catch 22
coheed and cambria
coldplay
copeland
the cure
cursive
daft punk
damien rice
dashboard confessionals
death cab for cutie
deftones
desaparecidos
de vision
dr. octagon
the early november
eisley
emery
the feverfew
frou frou
george micheals
the get up kids
gregory and the hawk
hall & oates
head automatica
hot hot heat
interpol
jack johnson
jami lula
the jealous sound
journey
the killers
knapsack
less than jake
lifehouse
madonna
mae
the mars volta
massive attack
matchbook romance
mest
micheal buble
minus the bear
motion city soundtrack
mustard plug
northstar
the planet smashers
portishead
the postal service
pretty girls make graves
reel big fish
rick springfield
rilo kiley
royksopp
something corporate
son, ambulance
sparta
the spill canvas
the starting line
straylight run
taking back sunday
telepopmusik
the temptations
third eye blind
thursday
tilly and the wall
tokyo-rose
tommy tutone
treephort
underoath
when in rome
zolof the rock and roll destroyer

Television:

AC 360
ATHF
The Chelsea Handler Show
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
The Deadliest Catch
Family Guy
The First 48
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
Reno 911
Robot Chicken
Sex and the City
Scrubs
SHARK WEEK!

Books:

Deception Point
Digital Fortress
Angels & Demons
The Da Vinci Code
Harry Potter And The Sorcer......'s Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Prizoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
The Last Victim
The Great Gatsby
Brave New World
Wuthering Heights
Bag of Bones
Everything......'s Eventual
Gerald......'s Game
Nightmares and Dreamscapes
Lies (And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them)
AMERICA: A Citizens Guide To Democray Inaction
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Dress Your Family in Courduroy And Denim
Naked
Running With Scissors
Dry
Magical Thinking
A Million Little Pieces
A Heart Breaking Work Of Staggering Genius
I Love You More Than You Know
Wake Up, Sir
She......'s Not There
I Am Not Myself These Days
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Electroboy
Straight Up and Fabulous
Sickened

My Blog

Throwback

So I made these about 2 years ago. I'm gonna make a new one but I decided to put these back up. Don't ask me why, I just did!1. I don't balance my checkbook. 2. All of my credit cards are maxed out an...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:38:00 PST

Apparently, it’s war. WHUEVA!

Chillin in da clubbb wit da homiiieeezzzzz. xDSteph is a creepbitch!TRAGALECHHHEEEEE. Subliminal MESSSSSSAGEZZZZZZZ.Check out the mangina. ...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:51:00 PST

lolololololol

I got this on fb today. I thought it was great! lolololol!   i just had a dream and lots of people I know where in it but I forgot what happened in my dream. I do remember that you were in it. I ...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

Feb. 26, 2006

LMFAO! I was going through my livejournal and I found this, fucking hilarious! Me: I have to clean before my mom gets home and I dont want to.Nicole: Just put green food coloring in your toilet a...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

Dear diary...

I feel like writing today. I feel like typing til all the thoughts in my head are out on the screen for me to see, to dissect, to scrutinize. Today, I want to learn something new about me. Okay, so wi...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:21:00 PST

Guerras Perdidas

Tragando palabras te vas dando cuenta Que a veces lo lógico es lo más difícil Y poquito a poco te vas acercando Al fuego en la llama que quema A las mariposas Azules y blancas entre las cenizas Las a...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

More and more...

Mas.... Si te acercas un poquito mas Me meteras en ti Mas.... Si te sueño mas, ya no podré dormir Nunca jamas Asi susurrándome Tu, te vienes a mi Y mi habitacion se llenará de verde agua de mar V...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Deathcab For Cutieeee

Best concert of my LIFEEEEEEEE. Here are some pictures :D I'm uploading the videos so check my video section soooooooon. ...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

Secret<3

The signal is subtleWe pass just close enough to touchNo questions, no answersWe know by now to say enoughWith only simple wordsWith only subtle turnsThe things we feel alone for one anotherThere is a...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!

Please go out and vote tomorrow.Research the issues. Vote smart.Seriously. Take a few seconds and go to this website so you can know what the amendments are all about and go into the voting booth info...
Posted by FAT & SASSY on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST