I'm that guy that's going to come over to your place pretending to sell encyclopaedia's and cologne. You'll think it's the greatest thing ever, and invite me in immediately... only to find out, I've just simply taken a bottle of Jovan Sexxxy and soaked 1st Corinthians. You'll be pissed at me for a few minutes, and demand that I refund your first installment of $19.77 from my fanny pack. Suddenly, outta nowhere I'll pull that old "saltine cracker sleeve full of Triscuits" trick on you... then we'll have a good laugh to go along with our favorite snack, while we watch old episodes of TIC-TAC-DOUGH. Wow, what a hilarious afternoon!*
* I didn't write any of the above, I just stole it from someone else's myspace page.
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