Pizazzzz!

I am a happy person!
I have a fabtastic boyfriend! He puts up with my strangeness and loves me lots (i hope)!! He takes me places which i suggest, even though they are usually wank and he makes me nice coffee. He hasnt washed his hair in 3 whole years, which makes me love him even more =p He always gives me the biggst half of the cookie/cake, which is nice!♥
My besties are quite simply immense! They look after me when im totally wasted, which is alot of the time, make me laugh, watch shitty daytime Tv with me, drive me around becasue im lazy and poor, do my hair, buy me things, feed me, water me,dance with me, tell me when im being a twat and generally make everything funky ♥
I love flip-flops, a genius invention, except when it rains, because then you get slimey feet.
Ive given up bread for lent. Im not religious in the slightest, to be honest i think religion incites hatred and violence, and the bible was written by a board monk who took a fancy to a fairytale. Anyhuuu, my soapbox is back in its cupboard. As for giving up bread for lent, i just thought it would be fun. Its not, its annoying.
I dont like confrontation because i cry way too easily and make a twat out of myself.
I say STUPID things before thinking about how they actually sound, thus reinforcing the retarded blonde jokes, which are scientifically false if anyone is interested.Infact,im quite intelligent, honest!
I like geeky things like history and Elton John
I liked spongebob before it was cool and emo.
Abbreviations like BTW and TBH really fuck me off, is spelling really that hard?!
Im a vegetarian, I would preach on about ethics and all that jazz, but that pisses me off aswell, i just think its cruel,immoral,in-humane and generally disgusting, but ho-hum.