I'm just a snake looking for a snake charmer.
I can come across as cold, but those that know me know this is not the case. I will treat you however you treat me. No less, no more.
Oh, and if you give me Jack Daniels, I'll be your friend forever.
Fuck, that makes me sound like an alcoholic.
Alright, I'm not an alcoholic. Seriously. Don't fucking question it. I am however extremely addicted to cigarettes. They are delicious. Yes I know they'll kill me. Yes I've heard the list of what it can do to me. Shut your mouth.
Some interests of mine include guitar (or music in general I should say), computers, and video games. Namely Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Fuck I love those games.
Oh yeah, I use expletives a bit too much.
Wow, I'm rambling in the form of written word. Ain't too pretty.
Bottom line is this. If you like neurotic bastards, you'll like me. Whether I'm really a neurotic bastard or not, well I'm not in a position to make that assessment, seeing as I've never had to hold a conversation with myself or go hang out with myself. Well, technically I may have, but screw yourself. You know what I mean. But if you like neurotic assholes, you'll probably like me, regardless of my standing as one. If I'm not one, I'm sure as hell close.
Oh, and the cake is a lie.
