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£ûÇíâ

Solitary sex is still sex with someone you love.

About Me

....I am really ticklish.
I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
I believe in true love
I'm stubborn
I truly enjoy schadenfreude
I've run away from home
I listen to political music
I collect comic books.
I shut others out when I'm sad.
Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again,
skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
I open up to others easily.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I love Disney movies.
I am a sucker for green eyes.
Did I mention stubborn
I don't kill bugs.
I curse regularly
I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
I cook well.
I have worn pajamas to class.
I like someone.
I am self-conscious.
I love to laugh.
I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
I have smoked a pack in one day.
I loved Go Ask Alice.
I have many scars.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me for the most part.
I play computer games when I'm bored.
Still stubborn
Gotten lost in the city.
Seen a shooting star
Had a serious surgery.
Gone out in public in my pajamas.
Have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
Been arrested.
Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
lets pretend happy end
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Swore at my parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Gotten stitches.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Bitten someone.
Gotten the chicken pox
Ridden in a taxi.
Been fired.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
Stole something from my job.
Slept with a co-worker.
Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Been On a Plane.
Been ice skating.
Cried in public.
Liked someone even though I knew I shouldn't have.
Outgoing personality.
take risks.
feed on attention (sometimes).
kind hearted.
self confident (sometimes).
loud and boisterous.
VERY revengeful.
When i grow up I'll be stable.
easy to get along with and talk to.
an "every thing is peachy" attitude when I need it.
like talking and singing.
love music.
daydreamer (sometimes).
easily distracted (always).
Hate not being trusted.
BIG imagination.
love to be loved.
hate studying.
long for freedom.
rebellious when withheld or restricted.
live by "no pain no gain"
always a suspect.
playful.
stubborn.
curious.
independent.
strong willed.
a fighter.
Odd humor eh... whats yours then?
3 bad;
Good at avoiding questions
Rarely accepts help
Your tits are still better than mine
5 good;
Always makes me laugh
Great personality
Can kid around with you without getting slapped :)
Gotta love the italian
You are loved too :)
-curtisey of Agnita
I don't wear Abercrombie
I don't like Abercrombie
I don't like the mall
I don't like shopping
I don't own Tiffany's anything
I don't have perfect thighs
I don't have perfect abs
I don't get manicures
I don't get pedicures
I don't get spray tans
I don't get my teeth bleached
I don't have porcelain veneers
I don't get my hair done
I don't even get my hair cut
I don't get extensions
I don't get waxed
I don't get chemical peels
I don't get facials
I don't want a nose job
I don't want a boob job
I don't have a trust fund
I don't have rich parents
I don't have rich grandparents
I don't get to not have a job
I don't get to not take out a student loan
I don't get to not pay rent
I don't get a fully furnished apartment near the college of my choice
I don't get an allowance
I don't get an entire new wardrobe every year
I don't go to Cabo
I don't go to Aspen
I don't go to Martha's Vineyard
I don't go to country clubs
I don't like people who go to country clubs
I don't golf
I don't like people who spend a lot of time golfing
I don't have stocks
I don't have bonds
I don't have an ugly little dog to carry around
I don't have an expensive cell phone
I don't have Jimmy Choos
I don't drive a Hummer
I don't have a vacation home
I don't have a timeshare
I don't have a swimming pool with a hot tub and a slide
I don't have designer jeans
....And I really don't want to

My Interests

CURRENT MOON about the moon

Find more music like this on Nerdfighters

I swear by all that is right and holy in this world if the catholics start donating to the space funds I am killing the pope before the death star is compleated.

I'd like to meet:

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross. - Sinclair Lewis (1935)

You're so easy to read, but the book is boring me.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

When you spend your life
cultivating your own strong-willed, independent self-reliance
as a response to the constant, flinching insecurity around you,
all you want in the world is to be made to feel safe.
- Ms. Angela

Sweet Jesus Cock Rub Christ when will they stop??
- boh3m3

A desert holiday
Let’s pack the drag away
You take the lunch and tea
I'll take the ecstasy
Fuck off you silly queer
I’m getting out of here
A desert holiday
Hip hip hip hip hooray

Neitar ori'gato natha ssin'urn j'nesst detholar dosst
menvis whol dos vel'drav natha nesst zhah wun ilta ml'aen

Mediocribus esse poetis, non dii, non homines, non concessere columnae
"Neither gods, nor men, nor even booksellers have ever put up with poets of middling ability."

Teh Andeh says (12:34 AM): i get carpal tunnel Teh Andeh says (12:35 AM): in my cock form choking betches

Music:



L uscious
U nforgettable
C asual
I nnocent
A morous ....What a joke right?

Movies:



Television:


My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Bonney Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.



Which Imfamous criminal are you?
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress.You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.

Heroes:



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catholics

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