About Me
A few random facts about yours truly...
~No one knows my middle name
~I secretly wish I was on Degrassi
~I detest cigarettes, booze, & drugs
~I have split personalities
~I have the best taste in music out of anyone you will ever know in your life......its science
~I can't swim to save my life
~I am a jerk......but a charming jerk
~I make way too many obscure references to movies no one watches anymore (i.e. Ghostbusters II and Top Gun)
~People are afraid of me and I don't know why
~I am deceptively strong......some would call it crackhead strength
~I have aspirations to be an American Gladiator, pro wrestler, a DJ, or some combination of the three
~I wish Burger King would bring back the spicy tendercrisp
~I am now hungry after typing that... and sad :(
~I can dance, but most people will never get to witness the majesty that is my poetry in motion
~I hate basketball
~I hate white people
~I am a quarter white
~I also hate irony
and last but not least
~I am better than you
