Created from un-dead alien cybernetic robotic technology and fused with the melancholy angst and hatred of a pre-pubescent teenage goth geek! dum dum dum..... ULTRA ALIEN MECHA-ZOMBIE BOY! Bow down before my brain devouring powers! Fear my destructo ray of doom! Cower at my extensive collection of comics and d&d fighting skills! Grrrr!................ That was twenty-five years ago, got bored with trying to enslave the human race and all that world domination wotnot, decided to throw in the colourfull pink towel of defeat and become a tattooist, whoop! Complete geek, caffine addict, confused with the world, tiz a screwed up place, would rather live in a graphic novel (preferably a one with big breasted, tattooed and pierced pinups.... and deranged demon like beasties.... and my arm would have the ability to transform into a sword! No, a chainsaw! No, a cyber gun de-humanization laser 3000! Damn it, all three, yeah! That would be cool :) anywho). Children live in my hair, I have a third nipple that secretes a black ink like substance, Im plagued by a tiny ugly imp who steals my sleep and sells it on ebay to fund his crack addiction. Was raised by Cancer Woman who smokes sixty a day and lives with her three cats - Black Lung, Bronchitis and Impotency. I have no toes. I am the appointed protector of a white water spirit princess called Loosh. I am Jacks sense of uncertainty......... I miss eating brains :(
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