Chad Will Eat Your Skull - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I will eat your skull...if it pleases me.

My Interests

Music, listening to it and playing it. Travel, good discussion, trying new food, shopping for vinyl records, generally having a good time. Oh, and being hilarious, because I'm so hilarous...ly modest!

I'd like to meet:

someone who videotapes people eating. Wait, that is gross.

Music:

The Beatles, Matthew Good, Pavement, Stephen Malkmus, Smashing Pumpkins, Reverie Sound Revue, The White Stripes, Beck, the Strokes, Johnny Cash, Odds, the Pixies, Cat Power, Radiohead, Limblifter, Modest Mouse, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Arcade Fire, Beastie Boys, Sloan, Screeching Weasel, the Who, Led Zeppelin, Archers of Loaf, Weezer, the Tragically Hip, Gordon Downie, Alexisonfire, Moneen, Craig Northey, Neil Young, William Shatner, Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Pearl Jam, David Bowie, The Constantines, Mark Birtles Project, Our Mercury, The Marble Engine, Broken Social Scene, Hayden, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Ladies and Gentlemen, Sleater-Kinney, The Most Serene Republic, Thrush Hermit This list is dumb. Lists are dumb. Lists aren't dumb, I'm sorry I said that.

Movies:

High Fidelity, Anchorman, Batman Begins, pretty much most comic book movies, Clerks, UHF!, Lost in Translation, the Royal Tenenbaums, Psycho, RoboCop, All American She-Male Road Trip vol 9, Cleopatra I & II, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Vulgar, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Death Race 2000, Fantastic Four (1994), Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, The Wrong Guy, Batman!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future, Teen Wolf, Star Wars, Star Trek movies!, Ring of Bright Water, Good Burger, the People Under the Stairs

Television:

The Daily Show, Futurama, Home Movies, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Star Trek reruns. Hell, I never watch television. This is all lies.

Books:

The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Till We Have Faces - CS Lewis, Watchmen - Alan Moore, Anything by Adrian Tomine, books about the Beatles

Heroes:

I don't think I've had a real one ever....except for Batman. He taught me right and wrong.

My Blog

New times for Old Times

So my roommate came home tonight, unexpected though. I assumed he would be gone for at least 4 weeks, so he gets to come home to a total mess of an apartment. Oh well...I cannot care...it ...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

Back? Black.

For the first time in months I feel no fear.For the first time in months I feel no fear.Fear me.
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

Out drink Santa and win a FREE laptop.

So we haven't had the internet for a few weeks...but now we do, so I'm back bitches. Should Britney have her kids taken away? Answer and recieve a $500 Zellers gift card.I missed you, inte...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

End of the world style

So, uh, according to the BBC, chimpanzees have been discovered using tools, such as spears, for hunting.Question:What should we fear most?a) Smart monkeysb) Global warmingc) Artificial intelligenced) ...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

Life, at once.

My car is dead.I get a new one this weekend.I'm staying at my parent's house in Spruce until then.They don't know I quit school yet.Stressed?
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

Christmas in Slow Motion

So much noise and confusion. Big Sugar is blasting because at my house there always must be music. My dad likes it loud enough that you can hear it from the sidewalk. What can I say,...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

More like, give in.

So uh, just giving up is not a good idea. However, I've flirted with it this week, so I'm finally giving in and going to the student distress centre. I need to do something about feel...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Where is everyone?

Fuck, I am losing it.It appears I may be succumbing to a family anxiety problem. After 22 years of fighting it, I am now becoming afraid of shit for no reason. Also, exams are going to kil...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

Autumn is Dying

My parents' cat got poisoned and died this weekend. I don't know how, I just hope it wasn't someone being an asshole. I hate when my parents cry, then I am forced to remember I share their...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

So fresh and so clean clean

Wow, I feel great! I just shaved. I just shaved. I JUST SHAVED.WHEEEEE.....now I can ride a horse and run on the beach with my dog.Does this mean I'm not a pervert? Well, it doe...
Posted by Chad Will Eat Your Skull on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST