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please dont squeeze the charmin!

que yo me voy! abusadora, perversa, amiga de sadan, talibana, tira bomba! ROFL

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Name: if you dont know... you better ask somebody
Birthday: 10-28-80
Birthplace: curacao, netherland antilles
Current Location: south florida?
Eye Color: brizown
Hair Color: black
Height: doc says 5'9, license says 5'10, gravity says 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: dutch dominican
The Shoes You Wore Today: THE DOCS
Your Weakness: girls with accents
Your Fears: not having answers to every question
Your Perfect Pizza: michaelangelos... Rosemarys Chicken Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i'm still catching up with the ones from last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rofl and ;]
Thoughts First Waking Up: must...shut...alarm...off
Your Best Physical Feature: mangina
Your Bedtime: 3am
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it, it wouldnt be a memory
Pepsi or Coke: strawberry fanta man...cmon
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: TRIZ
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton powdered iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: this survey is starting to suck now?
Cappuccino or Coffee: yea.. sucks
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: a-yep
Do you Sing: a-yep
Do you Shower Daily: a-yep
Have you Been in Love: always in love
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: eventually...i mean, yes ofcourse
Do you belive in yourself: i am the alpha and the omega
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: a-yep
Are you a Health Freak: HAAAAAAAAA. no
Do you get along with your Parents: i adore them
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like snowstorms
Do you play an Instrument: percussionist
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAAAAAAAAA. a-yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a-yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a-yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat box (ask for a demonstration)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: refer to above ^
In the past month have you been on Stage: i need a tip drill..yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump, does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: me...skinny anything...HAAA
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: im a klepto
Ever been Drunk: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ever been called a Tease: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ever been Beaten up: im a big bully
Ever Shoplifted: ayep
How do you want to Die: when i die bury me buttnaked with my face down to the ground..so i can fuck the earth..while yall kiss my ass
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Whats the best nation in the world? Donation
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long...wavy...or long and curly...hmmmm
Height: i likes me a tall bia
Weight: i likes me a proportionate bia
Best Clothing Style: wookie
Number of Drugs I have taken: i am, and always will be anti-drugs.
Number of CDs I own: a "shitload"
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i never regret things

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Music:

Pretty wide Ranging. Merengue, Hip-Hop, Bachata, 80s Rock =)

Movies:

Princess Bride, Hackers, and SCARFACE( every single caribbean male in his 20s will name this movie also)

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Re-Runs from 90's shows (Martin, In Livin Color)

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee, and also James Burke's, "The Day the Universe Changed" discusses discoveries and inventions that radically changed the direction of thought and progress throughout the world's history.

Heroes:

mom and pops


My Blog

Missed Clothesline Opportunity =(

Yesterday while I was walking to my car after having dinner I seriously witnessed the following... A girl was jogging. Her phone beeped. She stopped, text messaged someone and then continued running....
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:52:00 PST

Accomplishment...what is it to you?

Earlier today it occurred to me that a sense of accomplishment is pretty important but it's not always 100% obvious where exactly it comes from. Eh... Really I've only asked people about it in th...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:25:00 PST

happy 4th of july

"96-i lost my dun; 97-it got worse..Pull money out the team, got to get mork..And sat down you play the background when shots sound offFlashbacks of how my man is gone, kb forever in my memoryI spill ...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:15:00 PST

Gay Bomb

It appears that the Air Force considered developing a "gay bomb," basically ...a bomb that would be non lethal and would cause enemy soldiers to want to have sex with each other. Its unclear if t...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:30:00 PST

R.I.P George Carlin

George CarlinThe man who gave the world one of the best stand up routines in comedy EVER..."Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" has passed. May 12, 1937  June 22, 2008 You will live forever ...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST

My new pasttime

My new favorite past time? Leaving awkwardly long voicemails on peoples phones. It especially fun for those whose voicemail program does not allow them to delete a message until the entire message has...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST

Laugh! GO AHEAD.. I dare you

Yes, another random rant about people with annoying laughs. They have to know how annoying their laugh is right? How can they not? They have to be at least slightly self aware right? I mean I know I ...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:37:00 PST

Dinner and a movie? nope!

This afternoon I was finally able to log into the internet using wi-fi provided by the luxurious marriot hotel. This past few days I've spent juggling between 12 hour work days, and lack of inte...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

new york recap (kinda long post, but damn funny stories)

At first this will all appear like a bunch of mushed together random thoughts...and this is true, because for the most part it is.   1. Catchphrase of the drive - DEAD DEER - noun. Any of nume...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:28:00 PST

from zero to WEEE in .45 seconds

Finally after four painfully long days here in PA, I have a minute to myself to think about how long these last 4 days have been. First off, the couple of days I have been confronted with the dil...
Posted by please dont squeeze the charmin! on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:30:00 PST