..I like to listen to people and have a habit of giving advice. I have cerebral palsy, or as I like to say I'm a professional paperweight;) I like to laugh at the stupid things I manage to get myself into. I like cheesecake a lot! I have 2 cats and I live in apartment. You heard me, I'm one of THOSE guys. I really like to argue, I like people who can rant and rave passionately one minute, and the next laugh just as passionately about something else, also, I won.
Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name:: I've been called lots of things
Birthday:: none, I was born at night
Birthplace:: stomach, C-section for the win!
Current Location:: in front of my computer
Eye Color:: inside the lines
Hair Color:: brown like a dirty baby's butt
Height:: your butt is probably in my line of sight
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: I don't believe in spanking
Your Heritage:: Aliens were involved
The Shoes You Wore Today:: are the shoes I'll wear tomorrow
Your Weakness:: stairs
Your Fears:: that youll know what I'm afraid of
Your Perfect Pizza:: the kind i don't cook or pay for
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: I'm not a sports fan
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: I gotta pee!
Your Best Physical Feature:: I come with wheels
Your Bedtime:: my bedclock is broken
Your Most Missed Memory:: If i knew that I wouldn't be missing it
Pepsi Or Coke:: pepsi wont land me in prison... so coke
McDonalds Or Burger King:: I'm not allowed near children
Single Or Group Dates:: the last group date i was on put me in a cult
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: I'm more of an A guy
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: I'm not answering the racist question
Cappucino Or Coffee:: racist!
Do You Smoke:: only when set on fire
Do You Swear:: fuck no
Do You Sing:: not according to my grade school choir teacher
Do You Shower Daily:: I don't take showers
Have You Been In Love:: I'm not allowed near children
Do You Want To Go To College:: no, but god makes me
Do You Want To Get Married:: I'm not allowed to have children
Do You Believe In Yourself:: no, I'm not a polytheist!
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: only if you put me in a dryer
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: to static electricity, yes
Are You A Health Freak:: yes, I'm studied on a regular basis
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: my parents are from mars, they don't call or write
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: depends on who gets struck
Do You Play An Instrument:: the joystick
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: According to the police report, yes
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: According to my third degree burns, yes
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: According to anyone who speaks to me, yes
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: I go on dates all the time, today is the 20th and i went to the library
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: is Santa back already?
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: I do not eat birds
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: I do not eat the Japanese
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: I'm stage 3 psychotic the doctors say
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: the vending machine kept my dollor, I think it's over
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: Yes I have lost weight, thanks
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: I stole this survey
Ever Been Drunk:: according to the police report yes
Ever Been Called A Tease:: I'm always naked. so no
Ever Been Beaten Up:: I'm in a wheelchair aren't I?
Ever Shoplifted:: no, they are too heavy
How Do You Want To Die:: I already have, read my blog
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: mature
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: redneck
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