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Vladimir

May the Rivers Run Red!

About Me

I'm Matt (a.k.a. Matsubishi (no one actually calls me that)) and I'm lead guitar in a band called the Summit Mummies. I like speed metal and anime. I hate Scientologists and Thomas Suchecki. My favorite color is orange and I speak some Japanese. If I can't be a rockstar I want to be a quantum physicist.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Jon Olson
Birthday: December 8, 1989
Birthplace: the stork brought me
Current Location: a chair
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: prairie blonde (light brown)
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: are we talking about masturbation?
Your Heritage: 7/16 Norwegian, 1/4 Swedish, 1/8 English, 1/8 Czechoslovakian, 1/16 Dutch, and 100% cool
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: bullets and poison
Your Fears: level 60 necromancers
Your Perfect Pizza: gummi bear
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rofle
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mortal Kombat!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my kidneys are pretty sweet
Your Bedtime: when the drugs kick in
Your Most Missed Memory: preschool was pretty sweet
Pepsi or Coke: ginger ale
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both suck
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: if the circumstances call for it (fuck yes)
Do you Sing: when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: if necessary
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: maybe too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not gay so I can't tell
Are you a Health Freak: deffinately not
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as they do what I tell them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, a lot
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, mandolin, trumpet, piano, kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: off a boat
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it ain't "skinny" dipping with Nate
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only your heart (and that beer)
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not beaten up, but punched a few times
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: meth lab explosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: quantum physicist (I'm not kidding)
What country would you most like to Visit: North Dakota
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: red or brown
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: chain male
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only fools live in regret
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My Interests

Guitar, legos, K-nex, anime, quantum physics, and chicks (baby chickens), they're so cute!

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Music:

Anything extreme enough to melt my face off (like Queen).

Movies:

KILL BILL

Television:

Is there porn on TV?

Books:

"Books are fo fags, I don't do dat Shit." -Rough Draft the rapper

Heroes:

The Bee Gees, Paul Dirac Thomas Aaron Dooley

My Blog

The Death King

George Washington, hero of the American Revolution and 1st president of the United states, right? Wrong. He was a tyrant king, worse than George III by tenfold. The war was more evolutionary than re...
Posted by Vladimir on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

The Egyptians were emo fags

Egyptians are often seen in hyroglighics wearing eyeliner. Who else wears eyeliner? Emo fags (a subculture of people who cry about everything). This proves that the Egyptians were emo fags. Not surpri...
Posted by Vladimir on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:14:00 PST

Scientologists are witches

Scientology is the biggest cult in the world. Scientologists pocess mystical poweres which they use to make others join them and pay lot's of money so they can build a rocket ship to shoot all unbelei...
Posted by Vladimir on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

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Posted by Vladimir on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

How Hitler discovered America

Hitler discovered America, though some people would have you beleive it was a douchbag by the name of Culumbus. Hitler did this because he needed a more reliable source of ecstasy for his ecstasy powe...
Posted by Vladimir on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:59:00 PST

How Hitler Invented the Moon

Now I'm not saying that Hitler invented the moon, I'm just telling you he made the blueprints. Jumping Joe Schifsky built it. But why did they build it? To destroy Atlantis, that's why. You see Hitle...
Posted by Vladimir on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:59:00 PST

Suk on deez rhymes!

RHYME MASTER FLEXNow I'll give you a lesson of the rhyming sort,And you shall receive it through your internet port,You can't rhyme dank with dank and deer with deer,But you can rhyme tank with bank a...
Posted by Vladimir on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:29:00 PST