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KING OF ORDINARY THINGS

I am here for Friends

About Me


I AM WHO I AM AND YOU CAN ALL JUST FUCK YOURSELVES IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HALF THE TIME I'M AWAKE, THE OTHER HALF I'M HUNGRY. I HAVE A JOB AND I LIKE TO READ. I ALSO HAVE A TENDENCY TO DRAW ON MYSELF. I AM A PART TIME WEIRDO BUT A FULLTIME SMARTASS. I WOULD LIKE TO BUNGEE JUMP, SKY DIVE, FIRE WALK, AND SWIM WITH SHARKS, BUT LITTLE BABY SHARKS (WHATEVER BABY SHARKS ARE CALLED). I WRITE A LOT AND I TALK A LOT.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS WHICH I LOVE, SO FUCK WITH THEM AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND WEAR YOUR EARS AS ACCESSORIES. I LOVE MY BABE KEVIN AND ONCE AGAIN FUCK WITH HIM AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE BAG PIPES OUT OF YOUR STOMACH AND PLAY A FULL CONCIERTO IN C MAJOR WITH THEM.
I AM PRETTY LAID BACK, I'M A LITTLE ON THE INSANE SIDE BUT THAT MAKES FOR GOOD TIMES.
I HATE IGNORANCE, RACISIM, AND I DISLIKE IGNORANT RACIST THAT OPEN THEIR MOUTHS, AND IGNOART PEOPLE THAT OPEN THEIR MOUTHS. I COULD CARE LESS FOR PEOPLE THAT COMPARE THEIR LIVES TO EVERYONE ELSES TO TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM THAT THEY'RE STRONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. IT IS NO ONE'S PLACE TO JUDGE ANYONE,( UNLESS SOMEONE JUDGES THEN MAY JUDGEMENT BE BROUGHT DOWN ON THEM SWIFTY AND RELENTLESSLY)
I AM "SPIRITUAL" NOT RELIGIOUS (YEAH CAN I BE ANYMORE CLICHE?). THAT'S ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU. ANY QUESTIONS JUST ASK. TALK TO ME BITCHES I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS AND I MEAN IT JUST FRIENDS SO SPARE ME THE "YOU'RE HOT" MESSEAGES. OK? BYE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

COOL OPEN MINDED INDIVIDUALS THAT LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF FUN(GAY, STARIGHT, BI, WHATEVER) . BUT NO FUCKING DRAMA QUEENS PLEASE. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HIGH SCHOOL BULLSHIT. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET THESE TWO BECAUSE I HEAR THEY LIKE TO PARTY..
AND THIS GUY BECAUSE HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE
AND THESE TWO LOVELY LADIES, SO THEY CAN TEACH ME TO PROPERLY DRAW ON MY EYEBROWS

and this chick

OH OH OH AND THAT ONE HOMELESS LADY THAT PUSHES A STROLLER THAT HAS THREE WHEELS BUT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GLIDE RIGHT OVER CRACKS IN THE PAVEMENT, NOW THAT'S SKILL. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET THAT LADY THAT HANGS OUT AT THE BURBANK TOWN CENTER THAT CALLED ME A "FUCKING MEXICAN" AND THEN SAID "FUCKING MEXICANS RAPED MY DAUGHTER" OH BTW SHE BOUGHT HAIR DYE AND SHE WA HOLDING A GIGANTIC ROLL OF $20 BILLS.

My Blog

3-20-05

YOU LEFT AS FAST AS YOU CAME; NO INVITATION AND NOTHING TO RUFFLE YOUR ENDS. I WAS WANDERING AROUND MAKING UP MOVIES IN MY MIND. YOU TOLD ME " IT'S SO HARD TO GO BUT IT'S HARDER TO STAY. I KNOW THAT T...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:47:00 GMT

2-17-06

I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT WE ARE NEVER REALLY ALONE. WE ALWAYS HAVE OUR FRIENDS, THE EARTH, THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS, AND THE WIND WITH US. THEY WELCOMED US INTO THIS WORLD, GIVE US COMFORT, AND THEY...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:16:00 GMT

POR SUFRIR

POR SUFRIR ME DEJASTE HOGAR EN ESTA CIUDAD MARKADA POR SANGRE DE LOS JOVENS NO PIDO TIEMPO DE TU DIOS, NO PIDO NADO DE EL YO SOY HOMBRE SOLO, CAMINO CON RATAS, ELLAS ESTAN MAS LIEMPAS QUE M...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 18:34:00 GMT

YOUR LOVE IS AN EMPTY ROOM (DEATHCAB)

 Burn it down till the embers smoke on the ground and start new when your heart is an empty room, with walls of the deepest blue. fall fades how it ages when you're away spring blooms and you fin...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 18:41:00 GMT

MARCHING BANDS OF MANHATTAN, I'LL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK (DEATHCAB)

if i can open my arms to span the length of the isle of manhattan i'd bring it to where you are. if i can open my mouth wide enough for a marching band to march out they will make you name sing, bendi...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 18:27:00 GMT

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE ... ABRAHAM

TAKE A BREATH AND LET IT PERMEATE, ALONG WITH THE VERBAL DESCREPENCIES YOU FED ME.  TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK I'M ON TO YOU. YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE "RUNNING IN CIRCLES I CAN'T FORGET HOW MAN...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 21:56:00 GMT

For Daniel (6-24-05)

Wake up it's morning and the sun has decied to rise again despite the sharp shooters eyes targeting But don't open your eyes, it's better to be blind, to smell the flower without seeing the thorn To l...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 09:45:00 GMT

Litost (6-17-05)

Litost She says I fail with a consistancy comparable to the synchronozation of  traffic lights But soon I will see the flaw hidden deep beneath her design, her plan to inflict suic...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jun 2005 04:40:00 GMT

ode to jager

beautiful shapes, colors, and feelings over come me. overstimulation. i didn't like you, but oh how beautiful you have become now that i have felt you in me. sweet taste of  liquid joy and ecstac...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 20:23:00 GMT

one year reflection

     so it was my berfday yestarday and i feel exactly the fucking same (age wise i mean) it's all down hill from here. all i have to look forward to now is turning 80 and being ab...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 14:46:00 GMT