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About Me

I am a cat. I am Black. I, being a Cat, am priveledged enough to be among the greatest species on the planet. I take pleasure mostly in the aqquaintance of other felines, however I do appreciate the Human ability to pet me. And I could never do without them cleaning my litter day in and day out, a task I would never think of doing myself.

My Interests

Catching Mice. Licking Myself. Making Gabe Sneeze. Barfing on Peoples Stuff. I also enjoy the insides of boxes and bags.

I'd like to meet:

Other Cats. People who appreciate cats. People who will mate with my pet human, Drax.

Music:

Cat Stevens, Kitty, Def Leopard, Tiger Army, Sleep is a Curse

Movies:

Cats(Broadway), Josie and the pussycats, Copy Cat

Books:

Cats cant read

My Blog

WANTED!!!!

WANTED: THE FUCKER WHO SHOT ME WITH A PELLET GUN. If you have any information about who shot me, please let me know, so my boys can go slit their throat. Also, If you know anybody who shoots or do...
Posted by Blix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beauty

Some would say that I am not the most beatutiful creature on earth. They are mistaken. Anyone can clearly see that I am.
Posted by Blix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Feline Beauty

I feel that sometmes people dont give me credit, my being a cat and all. What they dont understand is that my being a cat makes me ten times smarter than any other creature on earth. They will learn.
Posted by Blix on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST