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Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't write back, it's probably you.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE....I fart, snort, laugh hysterically, snort more, commit auto borrowing, drink obscene amounts of alcohol, I eat like a pig, don't brush my hair for days, pick my nose, pick my friends nose, clean obsessively, sing LOUD in the car, listen to my iPod at ALL TIMES, wear man deodorant, say fuck and cunt alot, drive real fast, throw my phone when it rings too damn much, yell at inanimate objects, I am the cat lady you hear about, I decorate like a PTA mom for xmas, pick my wedgies in a crowded room, mosh at shows...I've got the battle wounds to prove it...I'm sure I'll think of more later......
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. I can resist everything except temptation. I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I've been told that from birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks, and from 35 to 55, good personality, then From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
I believe that the less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night, whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good (luckily, this is not difficult), that if it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done, that the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity; but not in that order, politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand; such as working for a living, some people should never miss a good chance to shut up, that the golden rule is that there are no golden rules (I'm a walking contradiction...haha), advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't, and last but not least if at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit, there's no use being a damn fool about it.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. The only completely consistent people are the dead.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success and someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out, then again, every murderer is probably someone's friend.
You are 91% a Richmonder!
Ok. Your score should be 100%. Why not? I know why. You are a Richmonder, but you left. Maybe you went away for college and never came back, or maybe you went to St. Catharines or Collegiate and never had the benefit of a public school education. Private school kids: Refresh your memories with a dinner at The Tobacco Company and a cup of coffee in Shockoe slip; Public school kids: Grab a brew at Richbraw and take your Jeep for a root.
How Richmond Are You?
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others and I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you....
Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Lust: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. How Sinful Are You?
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