the ad at the bottom of my Space |
the ad at the bottom of my Space says: Find An Asian Wife! Beautiful Chinese ladies seek men for love and marriage. Join free! www.chnlove.comhow did they know?
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:46:00 GMT |
do you pay my automobills? |
this afternoon my vitamin water tastes like pomade & i'm not sure how i feel about my haircut, which gets me to thinking about that time in high school when I was in dirty cahoots with some other ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
BEANS AND FRIENDS |
yo yo yo yo holla holla in the hizz-owwwws comin' right back atcha boyeeee. i was just having an insomniac attack and thinking about beans, and friends, and how like a bean friends can unwittingly be....
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:25:00 GMT |
King Princess Day |
this year, in lieu of your usual denominational festivities, do yourself, your loved ones, and possibly world peace a favor by celebrating King Princess Day on Friday, December 22, in conjunction with...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:52:00 GMT |
loosen up my butt and stay -OR- the day ruibo got inked |
friends and foes, it's been a looong time coming, but today, august 23rd 2006, i finally did the deed. i got inked. permanently. these lines and squiggles will be on my nubby little arm until my frigi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
shot in the style of arrested development |
keanu reeves has gotten fat and is no longer getting the movie roles he's seeking, thus he's taken refuge with his family, apparently having blown all his income on...flannel shirts? being the support...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
the hunt for red mcfuckers, part deux. |
of all the many things i haven't experienced in my smarmy booze-laden life, it is now my thrilling honor to shoot a handful of them right in the asshole and scream I'VE RAPED YOU, EXPERIENCES! I'VE RA...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 19:40:00 GMT |
the annals of my apathy |
another july 4th comes creeping upon us, and what have i accomplished in the last year? i could wax poetic about "growth", or some bullshit about "destiny" & "reform", but the truth is that this 4...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 15:00:00 GMT |
i made a new friend |
what a lazy saturday. i sat on my porch all day hazily reading and sipping coronas, and up my back steps wags this beautiful big black cat, meowing all the way, plopping herself on my lap and setting ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 16:31:00 GMT |
dominick's shit on me |
so i'm shopping for a slightly belated father's day card at the dominick's on foster and sheridan, like any young mediocre daughter might do. down the card aisle i saunter, stealing guilty glances at ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
