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^KALAKA MALVADA^

Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many medio

About Me

!SUcH fUN!

FIRST THINGS FIRST: MY HUSBAND,FRIENDS, AND KITTY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM NO QUESTIONS! I WILL HANGOUT AND HAVE A NEWCASTLE, I WONT DO DRUGS OR SMOKE, I DO LOVE TO DANCE,I REFUSE TO CHANGE MY WAYS FOR OTHERS, I DO CARE FOR BEAST (MY KITTY) TO A SCARY EXTENT, I WONT BE PEER PRESSURED, I DO FANCY A WORLD WITHOUT POLITICS, I DONT GET DRUNK AND GET LOUD (ONLY SOMETIMES), I DO LOVE GETTING INKED, I ABSOLUTLEY HATE CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE, I DONT CONVERSATE WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT READ, I DO LOVE ANIMALS VERY MUCH, BUT I WILL EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE, LOVE TO BE INTRIGUED BY NEW KNOWLEDGE, I AM UNPREDICTABLE, I LOVE TO PLAY, I DONT LIKE FIGHTING BUT WHEN I DO ITS FOR AN EXTREMELY GOOD REASON AND SO THIS IS A BIT ABOUT ME IF YOU LIKE THEN GOOD. IF YOU DONT THEN GOOD.IF YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT TO ME..YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT..I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE AND EVRYTHING YOU SAY TO ME RUBBS OFF OF ME ANS STICKS TO YOU.. =)

My Interests

..THe BAddESt Of The BAd..

I'd like to meet:

ILL TELL YOU WHO I DONT WANT TO MEET: POEPLE WHO HAVE COMPUTERIZED OR ENHANCED PICTURES OF THEMSELVES! (AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE AND THEY DONT RECOGNIZE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOUR FUKEN PIX!?!?):) MORONS....

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Music:

IM VERY OPEN MINDED BUT MOSTLY INTO PSYCHO/ROCKABILLY, SURF, DOO WOP, AND 80'S WITH A SPICE OF OI AND THANX TO MY HUSBAND IM GETTING INTO SOME SKINHEAD REGGEA AND SKA....OS CATALEPTICOS...ALTON ELLIS..KLINGONZ....OPPRESSED...B 52'S...PRETENDERS..BAMBOULA..FRANTIC FLINSTONES...CONDEMNED 84...SHARKS....RAY SMITH...METEORS... COCKNEY REJECTS...TEMPLARS....CRAMPS.....PEP TORRES..WANDA JACKSON.COMBAT 84..REBELDES DEL ROCK..CONFILCT..CRASS.JOEY CLAY...OI POLLOI....DYPSOMANIAXE..COCK SPARRER...VARUKERS...PARTISANS...HELLBILLYS..KREWMEN..BUSINE SS...LOS HEROES DEL SILENCIO..LOS STRAITJACKETS..HORTENSE ELLIS....ANGELIC UPSTARTS...TOOTS AND THE MAYTELS.MAD SIN...VOIDS...AGNOSTIC FRONT...SMITHS...BANANE METALIK....SONNY BURGESS...DEPECHE MODE...LAUREL AITKEN..TEEN TOPS..RESISTANCE...EXPLOITED..DEVOTCHAKS..OI SCOUTS..AND SO ITS ENDLESS... YOU SHOULD GET THE POINT BY NOW... "...ISNT IT NICE SUGAR AND SPICE LURING DISCO DOLLIES TO A LIFE OF VICE I COULD MAKE A FILM AND MAKE YOU MY STAR YOU'D BE A NATURAL THE WAY YOU ARE I WOULD LIKE YOU ON A LONG BALCK LEASH I WOULD PARADE YOU DOWN THE HIGH STREET YOUVE GOT THE ATTRACTION YOUVE GOT THE PULLING POWER WALK MY LITTLE DOGGY WALK MY LITTLE SEX DWARF WE COULD MAKE A SCENE WE'D BE A TEAM MAKING THE HEADLINES SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM WHEN WE HIT THE FLOOR YOU JUST WATCH THEM MOVE ASIDE WE WILL TAKE THEM FOR A RIDE OF RIDES THEY ALL LOVE YOUR MINIATURE WAYS YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SMALL BOIS..."

Movies:

I LOVE ITALIAN/MAFIA,HORROR MOVIES...EX. STRANGER THAN FICTION, KISSED, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, ROMPER STOMPER, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, MOBSTER .1, SCARFACE, NOSFERATU, THE VAMPIRE, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, CASINO, DRACULA, GOODFELLAS, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD,SIXTEEN CANDLES, PULP FICTION, LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, DEMONS, MARS ATTACKS, EVIL DEAD, SOS, PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED, PSYCHO, FRANKENSTEIN, BRIDE OF, 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE, A BRONX TALE, VIRGIN SUICIDES,THE RIPPER, ANTZ, LOST BOYS, ALL OF CHEECH & CHONGS FILMS...AND SO ON..

Television:

Take the quiz: "What kind of sex should you have?"

Kinky
You like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.

Books:


you are demented are go! wow! you are one sick
fuck! but....you kick ass too and were one of
the first! kick ass!

what psychobilly band are you?
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Heroes:

Not Heroes..just ppl who i think are interesting: EDVARD MUNCH, JOE PESCI, ELVIRA, EDGAR ALLEN POE ....

My Blog

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My hair is super damaged, wanna cut it upto my shoulders, should i do it?
Posted by ^KALAKA MALVADA^ on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST