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Nosey Parker

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Obviously in a rut.
Maddie
Is short for Madeline
Has hair the colour of jealousy
Tastes sour grapes and it is bitter
Loves to read.
Has been listening to The Smiths too much and fears for her sanity.
Goes to college for her career.
Wants to travel.
Tried to be a vegetarian.
Judges people. (Don't worry, she's sorry)
Would go out tonight, but she hasn't got a stitch to wear.
Views the world through a camera.
Pretends to be all sweet and super duper but inside is a pot of crazy stew.
Thinks too much to be a good writer.
Shops vintage.
Yearns for yesteryear.
Never was a Cornflake Girl.

She got lost in the supermarket
One day, she will just hop on a bus and disappear.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who washes their hair at least once every two weeks and who shares my wild hatred for e's.
Someone who points angrily at the phone when the person they want isn't calling them and hates that Smart and Final kid
Someone who hates palm trees.
Someone who will never wear suspenders with a belt and doesn't bring a rolling suitcase to school.
Someone who doesn't mind rambling.
Someone who believes in something to the very esscence of their being.

My Blog

An English Lesson

Here is my plea: PLEASE, even though the internet has become a major form of communication, there is no need to get primitive with our written use of the language. I notice people getting more and mo...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Dec 2004 21:50:00 GMT

Perks of Being a Wallflower Poem

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A a...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Dec 2004 01:31:00 GMT

Notes From the Resistance

Here is my proposal: A newsletter/newspaper written by all of us. All of us being me, my friends, and aquaintances. It would be a great place for all of us to put our essays, poems, photos, etc. We co...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 22:52:00 GMT

Dorothy Parker, much?

A little Dorothy Parker for you all! If you know me, I'm sure you've heard me spouting off about her, so here is some of my favourite poems by her. Even if one of them looks long, read it all, she's v...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jul 2004 23:34:00 GMT