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The best part of My Golden Dick ran down your mama's face. We are basicly a cthuluic type band that will never play a show in Moore Oklahoma because of that bitch ex of mine Maureen. All of our music is folk, as in coming from a really sincere place. If you want to play with us come to the Unicorn Ranch and we can battle.

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Member Since: 21/02/2008
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/mygoldendick
Band Members: BC Schmidtendorff brings her sense of musical suicide which can only come from a girl.MC Bulge with his pencil dick self masturbatory noodlings.fleshbraid, aka chilli dog, aka Todd Jackson sucks the most.Kim Gorton is coolLevi"bed hopping"Watson lends us his cell phone melody maker mystique.Join the army of the Lard.
Influences: man unkind, venus hygiene, the animalcules, the chandeliers, the parasites, the cockleburs, white wolf, bethany, cyclyde, ninjas in a karate car, i can't get scabs, tampons for good.
Sounds Like: someone who got a free download of acid pro, fruity loops, and sound forge from her friend and is completely musicly talentless and has a juvenile sense of humor which is compounded when her friends visit from California.
Record Label: The Spandex Inquisition
Type of Label: Major

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