If you're here...you're probably here for a reason that is other than just business. And if you're here for that...well, you may be in the wrong place.
Yes, this is the OFFICIAL MySpace for Cowboy Joe -- accept NO imitations. Except for my personal MySpace you may have stumbled upon earlier. If I didn't friend you there, don't take offense -- that's for the INNER sanctum, only. If I like you here, you may get an invite...don't stress, ok?
When you break it all down, I'm a VERY simple fellow. Very. I suppose Gene Autry can break me down the best:
Gene Autry's Cowboy Code
1. The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage.
2. He must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him.
3. He must always tell the truth.
4. He must be gentle with children, the elderly, and animals.
5. He must not advocate or possess racially or religiously intolerant ideas.
6. He must help people in distress.
7. He must be a good worker.
8. He must keep himself clean in thought, speech, action, and personal habits.
9. He must respect women, parents, and his nations laws.
10. The Cowboy is a patriot.
And now, to spare me a million different e-mails, some Frequently Asked Questions:
"Did you like the show?"
Sure. Whatever. Stupid question, anyways.
"Is this really you?"
Yes, this is me, believe it or not. If you don't buy that, then don't friend me!
"What about (Insert Name Here)"
You KNOW I can't answer that. You know that. And if you don't...then get off my MySpace!
Taylor Swift said it best: "All you have to do to be my friend is like me...and listen to what I have to say." That's all I ask of you -- come here, be cool, and we'll all be good. If you're looking for a fight...go away. If you have nothing better to do than start fights on the web, then go get a life or something.
Oh...and Tri-Tip Sandwiches are always welcome.
