"The ego refuses to be distressed by the provocations of reality, to let itself be compelled to suffer. It insists that it cannot be affected by the traumas of the external world; it shows, in fact, that such traumas are no more than occasions for it to gain pleasure"
Behold The Mighty Roo, chilled out to the point of near unconciousness, powered entirely by a mixture of alcohol, cheese and self righteous vitriol, Loved by many, despised by the rest, Bearded champion of the middle classes.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I am known by many names...Andy...The Mighty Roo...That guy in the bushes...
Birthday: November 12th, mark it in your diaries kids, it's important
Birthplace: Gloucester Royal
Current Location: Wolverhampton
Eye Color: Green/Brown... I'm colourblind and apparently they change, so I'm pretty much just guessing
Hair Color: Brown, mostly...
Height: errm... about 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed...I ain't no witch
Your Heritage: Mixed race... Half white, Half Caucasian... Also Prince is my dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Phat DC rip offs (Globe? who the fuck are Globe?)
Your Fears: Snakes and Polystyrene (although polystyrene is more of an aversion than a phobia, I hate that shit)
Your Perfect Pizza: Is so very very meaty...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off debts, get a fridge, Finish off the old Novel thing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: O jesus I don't touch that stuff, it's bad for you... Although it is probably "Whato Gypsy!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Man my bed is almost TOO cosy, as Marvin Gaye once sang "Waking up is hard to do"... wait a second... Is that even related?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke I think, never really been one for the brown stuff
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King man... Actually tastes like food on the odd occasion I make a foray into fast food
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: you should never "Ice" tea... Tea is perfect as it is
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, Cappuccino is just a pussy version of Coffee, for pretentious Starfucks customers
Do you Smoke: Nope, which means I tend to get lonely when everyone else goes outside for one...I also get to laugh at them in the rain and feel superior..mwahaha
Do you Swear: I love swearing man, Its so expressive...
Do you Sing: Like a goddamn Angel man...
Do you Shower Daily: I try to... but sometimes time gets away from me and I just stink the joint out instead
Do you want to go to College: Fuck off
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I exist, sometimes...But then I used to believe in The Tooth Fairy so I can't always be trusted on these things
&..39;Do you get Motion Sickness:' No, I just get antsy in enclosed spaces, like a caged wild beast... Yeah, I'm a wild beast...a wild sexy beast
Do you think you are Attractive: Isn't that apparent in the "sexy beast" comment?
Are you a Health Freak: No... I'm a circus freak... Roo the monkey footed boy
Do you get along with your Parents: Barely see them to be honest
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah man, Thunderballs and lightning very very frightening...
Do you play an Instrument: I play the fool
In the past month have you Smoked: Actually no, although I could really have done with it a few times
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Alcohol is not a drug, it's a drink
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In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm in one right now, although we are British, so it's a shopping centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, another Septic privilige I'm afraid
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i don't know cockney rhyming slang for Japan...so I'll just say no
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the worlds a stage my dears
In the past month have you been Dumped: Who could leave this face?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a bath, which is similar in principle
Ever been called a Tease: Haha...yeah dude, I'm a dick sometimes
How do you want to Die: In some ridiculously ostentacious fashion, to be remembered throughout the ages
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, childishness rocks
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, its hot, I wanna learn to surf and apparently they're really racist
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bloodshot... Nah, blue I guess
Favourite Hair Color: Man I'm an equal oppurtunities kinda guy... But blonde I think
Short or Long Hair: Long...If I had the most hair it's freak me out
Height: Tiny women, easier to store
Weight: Yeah tiny again... I can't help it
Best Clothing Style: Skate punkish man, takes me back to my misspent youth
Number of Drugs I have taken: Errrm... a few...
Number of CDs I own: Shitloads dude, They reach the ceiling
Number of Piercings: None anymore, used to have en eyebrow done though... Man i'm so hetero
Number of Tattoos: Four... Want a new one this summer though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing, it's all poops in giggles in retrospect
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Iron Man
75%
Spider-Man
75%
Hulk
70%
Green Lantern
60%
Catwoman
60%
The Flash
60%
Supergirl
57%
Wonder Woman
52%
Robin
50%
Batman
50%
Superman
50%
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