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The Meesh!

Damn it feels good to be a Misha

About Me


Create Your Own PaloozaHead - Visit Lollapalooza.com I was born on February 5th, 1982. I was an average height and body fat %, but for some reason I weighed 10 pounds. Contrary to popular belief, the extra weight didn't reside in my larger than average penis, but in my head. My head circumferance was off the charts big. I looked like Charlie Brown for the first half of my life. My head is still extremely large, but the rest of my body has finally grown into it. I spent my childhood on the mean streets of South side San Mateo. I started a gang, and the two of us ruled Indian Springs Park. It was there where I had my first run in with the law. Apparently, 8 year olds weren't allowed to have a fire in the fire pit. I continue to my days at Laurel Elementary School where the beginnings of a long rap sheet from the Rat Six Pack originated. We conspired to pay for post office boxes with our wealthy friend Patrick's money so that we'd have a place to send the magazines after we subscribed to Playboy magazine. Our turf was our school and the adjascent creek, and nobody dared enter without paying their dues. My story continues to Abbott Middle School where I went 5-1-1 as an amatuer boxer. Word spread of my abilities, so I was recruited to Aragon High School. Unfortunately, I had the foresight that I would brake my hand on a shit talking wall in my future, so I had to cut my boxing career short. At Aragon I became a famous actor, mute singer, and established a strong political career. I also perfected my skills as a salesman by convincing teachers to give me grades I didn't deserve. After Highschool I decided to tour the highly regarded junior colleges of the San Francisco peninsula. Aside from the daily work routine, I have travelled to many places: In Hawaii I watched men dance with fire, snorkled, climbed volcanoes, and found out that my mother doesn't love me and tried to leave me there. In Italy I met family members, gained weight, and learned how to "stroll." In France I gained the priceless knowledge that I don't like the French. In Indonesia I fed Monkeys and learned archery. In Mexico I climbed the pyramids at Chicha Nitza (sp?) and watched my aforementioned unloving mom down Tequila Shooters with her friend. I also conned a man to sell me a box for less than he probably paid for it... long story, but a true con. I listened to stories of people getting hit by busses in Chile. In Las Vegas I drank Crystal in the VIP section whilst lying to people about whether or not my friends and I were in a band. In San Diego I recieved oral sex on Pacific Beach from a girl who's name I have forgotten, and I found a plastic owl which I burned later. In future I plan to become so important that when people talk about me they say things like; "He's pretty important," or "I don't know if you realize how... important... he really is." Presently, I am working to find a cure for cancer, cirrosis, and STD's. All of them. I also think about saving starving children. I haven't actually saved any, but I feel rewarded by at least thinking about it, which is better than doing nothing at all. My glass of wine is empty. Goodnight guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments

My Interests

Dropping it like it's hot, alcohol, coffee and cigarrettes, powdering my hand, power walking, wearing clothes that are too tight cuz my metro friend says that girls will like me if wear clothes that are too tight, watching Jeapordy!, things that are funny, and staying out of the pen

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley, Frank Sinatra, Bradley Nowell, Tupac Shakur, but they're dead. I'd also like to meet Jose Canseco, Ricky Henderson, and Shock G

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Books:

Thesaurus'

Heroes:

Bob Marley, Zach de la Rocha, Gandhi, Malcolm X, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, The 2004 Boston Red Sox, Michael Jordan, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Steve Jobs, All of the famous comedians who will still come to the San Jose Improv, John (RIP) and my dad (RIP)

My Blog

Drunk and disorderlyeee

I guess this whole "blog" thing is supposed to be interesting and tell you a lot about my day to day and stuff, so I'll try to make it exciting. I'm intoxicated right now, so bear with me. No Mike, no...
Posted by The Meesh! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Help us help Miles Wallace

The Time Is Now For Miles To Regain His Voice Miles Wallace is one of the seven members of the R.S.P., a group of friends who have been together since the 1st grade. Whether it is because he is tal...
Posted by The Meesh! on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST

RSP- We're crimefighters

"Partygoers shut down burglar's funMan seen in woman's car, chased, captured By Amy Yarbrough, STAFF WRITER "SAN MATEO An alleged car burglar got something far worse than a lump of coal for Chri...
Posted by The Meesh! on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST