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About Me

CURRENTLY:
Seeking exciting jobs, hungry, looking forward to nights out and fondue fun with friends, to come soon.
I'm rubbish at writing 'about me' sections of things, so I'll just say that, in a nutshell, I love food and music, am probably a big bundle of contradictions, and apparantly appear shorter in real life than on the internet.
you can have a look at some of my photography and general art stuffage at my deviant art profile .
Your weaknesses:
pizza/ big fat steaks/having puny muscles
Your fears:
going mental
Your perfect pizza:
the biggest one in the world
Single or group dates?:
group might be better for orgies?
Chocolate or vanilla?:
vaniiiilla
Do you believe in yourself?:
what a vomit inducing question. i refuse to answer
Do you think you are attractive?:
in the dark, in a mask
Do you like thunderstorms?:
from the comfort of indoors
How do you want to die:?
i've planned this carefully. i shall force someone i love to slip me something to render me unconscious, then simultaneously slice my throat and shoot me in the head, just to make sure the deed is done. this will be done before i get all saggy and gross.
Number of things in your past you regret:
no regrets. well, except for things that i didn't do. oh, and maybe the free party incident. that was just a bit silly.
"i want to fit. i want to fit and wear snappy clothes and follow the atkins diet and run three miles a day and keep myself well groomed and get a normal job and buy fancy stuff and follow my leaders blindly and just nod my head and walk into the meat grinder with a shiny white smile as my body is crushed into meal for the masses who follow in my footsteps."

My Interests

photography
graffiti
being lazy
makeing up new facial expressions
being pedantic
slow-motion playfighting
eating
eating
more eating
making a tit of myself
filling in profile sections of various websites to pass the time
doing as little as humanly possible, then feeling guilty about it

isn't life great!!!!?!

I'd like to meet:

people of the non-crap variety

also:

i will invite them for tea one day. well .. tea, wine, twiglets, spliffs, salad and gunfights.

Music:

i'm hopeless at remembering what i like when things like this ask me, but let's try for a few ...
drum n bass/breaks/electro ...
ram trilogy, teebee, dom & roland, moving fusion, pendulum, roni size, zinc, john b, ed rush, optical, matrix, tech itch, bad company, earlier ram records stuff, renegade hardware stuff, tipper, si begg/buckfunk 3000, radioactive man, andrea parker, freestylers, freq nasty, calyx, origin unknown, noisia ...
other stuff
depeche mode, bif naked, swollen members, vision of disorder, sick of it all, madonna, no doubt, prodigy, dj shadow, lamb, bjork, dizzee rascal, jurassic 5, QOTSA, roots manuva, the herbaliser, funkadelic, shadow huntaz ..

Movies:

leon
the ice storm
zoolander
summer of sam
halloween
edward scissorhands
nightmare before christmas
the poseidon adventure
the shining
the big lebowski
fargo
i ♥ huckabees
napoleon dynamite

you know .. good stuff.

Books:

the wasp factory and most by iain banks
Vernon God Little
The Time-Traveller's Wife
Chocolat
five quarters of the orange
sick puppy
memoirs of a geisha
about a boy
girlfriend in a coma (apart from the preachy end bit)
the song reader
high fidelity
the discworld series
hell's angels
fear and loathing in las vegas

the list goes on...

Heroes:

Zandra Rhodes

My Blog

COMPUTER DOWN

the computer's out of action for now so i've had to disappear from the net for a bit. hopefully normal service will be resumed shortly. in the meantime, if i'm not answering mails i'm not being rude....
Posted by sarah on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:23:00 PST

ta daa

well i'm all moved over now. it still feels kind of weird, but i like my house and housemate and am starting to get a feel for the city. hopefully it'll feel properly like home soon back to the lan...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:05:00 PST

the unteachables

has anyone been watching the unteachables?well i have a great idea that might actually make those stinking brats buck their ideas up. a wonderful 'school', where the monsters are put on stretching rac...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:03:00 PST

turkeyyy

i got back from 2 weeks in turkey yesterday. it was HOT, and full of men who like to drag you into their bars and restaurants and try and force you to buy cheap, fake designer bags. lovely. there were...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:25:00 PST

egg

i just had an egg with TWO YOLKS. it's a sign i tell thee. it's time for the second coming, and i am it.
Posted by sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sleep deprivation...

it's not big, and it's not clever. i don't function well on no sleep, but sometimes hanging around not sleeping seems easier than actually finding your way home to bed. plus falling asleep in othe...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST