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lisa

the heart is deceitful above all things

About Me

i am the unhealthiest health nut, messiest clean freak, impatient, dorky, forgetful, immature, road-raging, caffeine loving, chocoholic. i avoid seriousness whenever possible. i have an random fear of knives, razors, switchblades, katana swords and the like. i love vanilla scented, fluffy, furry, shiny, cute and pretty things, but not necessarily all at once. i love cheese and bacon more than anyone should. i love a good quote...from movies, songs, or otherwise. i have lost all love for snow, its only redeeming quality is that when driving while snowing, it gives the illusion of flying through space at hyper-speed. must. pop. all. plastic. soda-top. buttons. i hate doing work, yet i hate being bored...so i end up online doing crap like this for your viewing pleasure.

I am...
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

i'm currently occupied by:
art | design | macs | clothes | cars | cows | tattoos | skulls | kitties | pink | hearts | yummy foods | m&m's | s'mores | cadbury eggs (preferably by the dozen) | anything Absolut (except the vodka) | potato chip sandwiches | tanning under the influence of spf 30 or higher | cooking & baking | getting yelled at in the stop & shop parking lot | cold pizza | working it with the old people at the gym | chocolate | chocolate | and chocolate

I'd like to meet:

"the meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." - C.G. Jung

"In a minute - sometime soon - maybe next time - make it June - until later...doesn't always come" - The Cure

Music:

my musical preferences are of a wide and varied sort
glassjaw | velvet revolver | stp | scott weiland | head automatica | keane | alkaline trio | incubus | green day | remy zero | sheila divine | massive attack | the cure | doves | violent femmes | the ramones | cat power | damien rice | rancid | johnny cash | elvis | bjork | blur | vod | the cardigans | sinatra | big pun | biggie | james blunt | depeche mode | leana naess | slayer | buddy holly | bloc party | the beatles | coldplay | snow patrol | bla bla bla, you get the idea

Movies:

wedding crashers | crash | requiem for a dream | old school | great expectations | trainspotting | go | goodfellas | casino | blow | finding nemo | romeo and juliet | napolean dynamite | my cousin vinny | back to the future | indiana jones | when harry met sally | the goonies | ferris buellers day off | everything else sucks, unless it doesn't, then it's ok.

Television:

the simpsons | southpark | sex and the city | the daily show | 24 | family guy | spongebob | the colbert report (steven colbert friggin' rocks...he's like a little kid with ADD on coke, but in a good way)

Spongebob: 'Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which also happens to be my face.'
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Plankton: 'Forget it Spongebob, you'll never get what you want. You'll always let people walk all over you. You're just like stairs.'
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Spongebob: 'Patrick, your genius is showing.' Patrick: 'Where?!?'

Books:

"only the failures have been recorded. we all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father." -peter greenaway

Heroes:

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

'When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!" - Homer Simpson

My Blog

yummy in my tummy

(graham cracker, reese's peanut butter cup, marshmallow, more graham cracker...aka smorgasborg of gluttony)+=!!BEST THING EVER!!...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

oh happy day pt. 2

it's cadbury egg season - quite possibly my favorit time of year! If man hath created a sweetier, gooier, more delicious treat, I have yet to try it or even hear that such a thing exists.mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by lisa on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

oh happy day

the wings are finally over fdale...and all is right with the world.
Posted by lisa on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

so slick, so sick

the song is so-sobut the dance sequence is awesome!i couldn't jog for 3:04, much less do a whole dance number (or remember it for that matter)..>..>...
Posted by lisa on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

why does myspace suck so hard...

and where the fuck is my profile?!?
Posted by lisa on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

best ever

now as you may know, i'm a big fan of m&ms. i like to enjoy one or two here and there, sometimes a whole bag, other times an entire bucket. but i digresslook at how awesome these are!!these are easily...
Posted by lisa on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST