That Bus Has Sailed |
Someone told me to write this shit down. The old bomber had taken some serious hits, but who knows how, or when. It seemed that the plane had learned to accommodate the shredded p...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST |
Crickets In The Classroom |
I cut and weaved my way through vapid students with the grace and precision of a fifteen year old Asian figure skater, or a seasoned boxer, or an icy surgeon. They hardly noticed...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST |
The Meteor Shower Will Clean Us of Our Excesses |
"Hi. Did you find everything okay out there?" "Yes thank you. How are you tonight?" "Oh, I'm doing fine. How bout yourself?" "Wonderful. Wonderful. Actually, I feel a little off tonight. There seems t...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Eightthirty On Repeat |
I look down at the floor, and Ricky is sleeping. I check my cellphone. Eightthirtyfive. No calls. No messages. I can hear my parents barging their way up the stairs, my father's we...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST |
Taco Shell Sun Stroke |
"There! That one's open. Pull in here."At 2am, we pull up to a soggy and dilapidated Long Beach taco shop in a car worth far more than it should be. Worth more than any car should be. Worth more than ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Cause I don't feel like writing |
And everyone (one person) was begging me (half interested in) to post them, here's all the crap I made in that art class I took last semester. I'm pretty sure I could quit work and school, and just li...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST |
Dripping Steroid's shopping organic. |
"Hey, Matt. Can you do a carry out for her?""Yup."The tall, solid statured blond woman shoots a nervous smile at my direction, then quickly directs her attention to the floor. From the look of her, s...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST |
For a limited time only!!! (That's a lie.) |
My fucked up hand!!! Somehow, I seem to do this to myself at least one night week. Oh well. Just kinda wanted to gross you out.http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0006el2.jpg..
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Posted by Matt on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST |
Havana Slum Aviary |
Here's the birdhouse I made. Obviously, I'm a surgeon on the jig saw. Also, my room was hit by Hurricane Katrina.Tell me what you think. Seriously....
Posted by Matt on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST |
On The Bus (Flat Tire Bicycle Blues) |
The first thing you notice once you've fumbled your $2.25 through the beeping electric box, is the smell. This is especially bad during, or just after a rainfall. The stale musk of damp, unwashed s...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST |
