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Elizabeth

Metal braces can scratch genital areas or rip a hole in a condom

About Me

I drive a mini van, and three little people call me "mom." (Who ARE these people, and why do they keep demanding snacks?!?!?)Myspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

Concerts, driving, swimming, playing volleyball, and reading.

I'd like to meet:

Your hot older brother.

Music:

A little of this, and a little of that.

Movies:

Whipped, Buying the Cow, Just Married, American Pie, Office Space, Butterfly Effect, Memento, Gaslight

Television:

MAN I miss tv!

Books:

White Oleander, Janet Fitch; The End of Racism, Illiberal Education, Dinesh D'Souza; And the Band Played On, Randy Shilts; Don't Leave Me This Way, Julia Fox Garrison; The Proper Feeding and Care of Husbands, Dr. Laura; How Capitalism Saved America, Thomas DiLorenzo; Up From Slavery, Booker T. Washington; EVERYTHING Dave Barry; The Professor and the Madman, The Map That Changed the World, Simon Winchester; Fear of Flying, Erica Jong; The Dilbert Principle, Scott Adams; Langston Hughes poetry

Heroes:

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My Blog

Trying to find out what I CAN eat with braces (and I found THIS)

Oral Sex and Braces-BEWARE!   Sex Warning For Teenagers With Braces Metal braces can scratch genital areas or rip a hole in a condom, increasing the potential for sexually transmitted disea...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

Anthem

"What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it?  What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me?  What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and the im...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Surely you're joking

 [S]cience creates a power through its knowledge, a power to do things: You are able to do things after you know something scientifically.  But the science does not give instructions with th...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

damnit

Why do I have to be alone tonight?
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

Big change

I've been hired as a foster parent at St. Judes Ranch for Children in Boulder City (above Lake Mead). This is HUGE, and I am very, very excited. Please wish me luck and mail me all your Cambell's soup...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST

Only 27 days til Make a Difference Day

What is Make A Difference Day? Make A Difference Day is the most encompassing national day of helping others -- a celebration of neighbors helping neighbors. Everyone can participate. Created by U...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

Ryan Bird is my new hero

'Idiot' barb gets passenger detained09/28/06 09:34 PM, EDTA Wisconsin man who wrote "Kip Hawley is an Idiot" on a plastic bag containing toiletries said he was detained at an airport security checkpoi...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

Happy Birthday to me....and the U.S. Constitution

Mandatory birthday party for Constitution Law requires observance in schools, officesBy Tim Grant, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette We celebrate the Declaration of Independence on July 4 with backyard barbec...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST

Dancing with the Stars TONIGHT. TAPE IT FOR ME!!!

RCA Records Label is proud to announce that Top Female Vocalist of the Year Sara Evans will be competing in ABC's smash hit Dancing with the Stars beginning Tuesday, September 12...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Car show and prostate exam....at the Orange County Fair!?


Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST