I am Cory. Or Bob. Or, on Tuesdays, Jesus. And occasionally, at least according to random drunk guys in cars, Fag(got). Myself, I'd rather Cunt; it's shorter and crisper. That picture? There? Up and to the left? That's me in a horribly overdone, overly Photoshopped, overly "Exclude Layer #0D004C"-ed sort of way. I also probably have a greater number of blemishes or marks than the picture would indicate (but that is significantly more realistic than either of the former greyscale images). My hair is no longer blonde and I haven't been excluded-layered for awhile. Apparently now I'm just pissy. Regrettably, my hair is also significantly less spectacular than the picture would lead you to believe. It's...better, but still, not as spectacular as the pictures might indicate.
It's a fucking shame. I know.
And god, look at that layout. How fucking pretentious, right?