Attack |
On June 13 at 1:50 pm I almost died... Okay not really, but let me tell you the story. I was laying on my bed minding my own watching television when the biggest centipede I have ever seen crawled on ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:25:00 GMT |
WARNING! this blog contains explicit language and adult content... |
Its been like forever since I have written one of these. I have an account on Okcupid. It is a nice little dating website and its totally free. It is also great for just talking to people which is bas...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:53:00 GMT |
Best Friend Application |
Best Friend Application Name-Nickname-Age-Favorite Color-Favorite Band-Favorite Season-Why do you want to be my best friend?-Do you think Im lonely?-Are you a good listener?-Can you tell a mad story?-...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 22:16:00 GMT |
Pshh... |
Hmm... I am plucking my eyebrows in my bedroom using my car's rearview mirror. From the car I flipped over. I took it because the car was totaled. :( Never again will I drive in an icestorm. I am als...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:19:00 GMT |
Georgia Rule |
My eyes are red.
My nose is icky
My throat is dry
My ears itch
AND I can't breathe.
I HATE allergies.
On the bright side I have 3 whole readers subscribed to my blog. Aren't I special. Only ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:22:00 GMT |
Locked Out (a tale of sadness) |
RIP Favorite Lock.
It was my green lock my dad gave me and today it was cut into two pieces. ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />
Unfortunately, I locked my keys in the locker. For fifteen minutes...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:49:00 GMT |
"You were Norma Jean I was James Dean" |
My weeks been a pretty busy one. Started my fourth semester at Y.sU. I have been looking forward to taking more art classes. Today I constructed my first canvas. Other than the fact that I hammered my...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:22:00 GMT |
A jolly loving FUCK YOU! |
You're a dick
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:25:00 GMT |
Preach your religion elsewhere. |
Alright in my English class we are asked to answer questions my professor posts on a message board and then we are to read everyone's responses and argue. SO here is what I said. How ignorant do I sou...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
ahhhnahnahgadja |
I went driving today. Keep in mind that this was only my 3rd No I lied 4th time that I was able to drive. Unless you count the time when I was in maybe 9th grade and I almost killed Cori at the dolla...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:41:00 GMT |
