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About Me




Don't tell me you're going to do something and don't do it. Whether it's call me, text me, stop by, order something, do a jumping jack, or bake a cake....if you say you're going to do it....you better do it....nothing pisses me off more than that....there....it's out there...
Don't waste your time caring about the people who don't like you-- chances are you don't like them either. Don't waste your time worrying if people are talking about you-- you affected their lives, they didn't affect yours. Waste your time with friends-- live for the moment, laugh often, be immature, do anything and everything. If it's something you'll regret in the morning, sleep late & when you wake up, laugh about it with your friends, because your friends are what matter most. When you have your friends...you have everything.
I've sort of migrated over to Facebook, so I don't really ever check anything on Myspace or add anything new.....so, come check on me over there if you wanna know the latest on me.....:)
Random shit about me:
I like Cajun food. I like Mexican food. I like food. I like milk. I like pasta. I like chocolate milk. I like seafood. I'm left-handed. I haven't drank a soda in over 12 years. If you're an attractive girl, and you're wearing a hat, especially a camo hat, i'm going to be checking you out until you are no longer in my line of sight...then I'll probably attempt to put you back into my line of sight... I hate talking on the phone. 99% of things can be handled through a text message. It's easier, and I have proof....I AM NOT easily entertained. I am never satisfied. Yes, I'll get bored with you. I want a girl that doesn't ALWAYS HAVE to be prettied up. More often than not you're hotter in sweats and a hat. I'm not afraid to say that something looks gorgeous, a song is beautiful, or a sunset is amazing....but I might also turn around and tell you to go fuck yourself.... I hate people who drive slow in the left lane. I hate people who can't use correct grammar (your, you're, they're, there, their, to, two, too, know, no, etc....) or spell (ar yoo for reel? I im twinty for, i kan spel reely good). I have big feet and big ears. I'm tall. If you tell me you're going to do something, you best do it. I'm a complete neat freak. It might actually be a problem. Maybe OCD? I love the fall. I love plants. I have a lot of them. I love pictures. I have a lot of them. I love clothes. I have a lot of them. I love movies. I have a lot of them. I love music. I have a lot of...it? I have an AMAZING family. I love to cook. I'm extremely organized. I love pink shirts. I love bowhunting and bowfishing more than anything imaginable. I have a huge TV. I love Target and Kohls. I friggin SUCK Mojitos.....and not the mojitos you're used to drinking...a REAL mojito....I love Tanqueray 10 martinis (sweet, dry, and dirty, two olives). I love Captain. I love Sailor Jerrys. I love Corona and Landshark. I love any top shelf vodka on the rocks (and sorry, Smirnoff, Absolut, or any of that crap is NOT top shelf), I love to make up my own drinks. I love live music. I have an electronics obsession. I have a dress shoe/flip flop fetish. I love pumas. I love history. I can't stand people that are stupid. I don't understand how people cannot be even slightly athletic or coordinated. I love thrift stores. I love accessories. No I'm not gay. Nor am I bisexual. But I have kissed a guy before (fucking truth or dare). I was extremely smart in high school (what happened). I'm very good with numbers. I love to take pictures. I love to take pictures of scenery (sunrises, sunsets, mts, etc.....see my pictures). I ALWAYS smell good. My truck is a piece of shit, but it's my baby, and she's good to me. I bought it in 99 and it's the only vehicle i've ever owned. I have a large personal library. My Suzuki is blue. Neat. I love Carmex. I completely love candles. I love lotion. I'm the most competitive/athletic person i know. I hate when people say "Looks don't matter", because they're completely full of shit....I hate it when people can't stay in shape. Seriously, get off your lazy ass and go to the gym. Have some self-respect. I hate it when girls that are "a bit portly" wear skimpy clothes. Seriously. Cover that shit up. I'm not a mean person, but that's gross....MarioKart is the best game ever invented....don't even think about saying it isn't...... And last but not least, Watermelon is the best flavor of Jolly Rancher candies. If you SAY Sour Apple I'll stab you in the jaw.
"Life is made for love....without love, it's just the longest way to prolong death"-me
"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not"-VanZant
"The only way to find the limits of possible is by going beyond them into the impossible"-Arthur C. Clarke
"Guns don't make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one's trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. "-someone smart
Put a pin at the city you're in...(I'm a poet)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ted Nugent because it's Ted Nugent....
Jessica Simpson to see if it is REALLY possible to be that clueless.
Gwen Stefani so I can slap her for making that stupid ass annoying Bananas song.
David Blaine because he's gotta be an alien.
Helen Keller....she was blind and deaf, but wrote a book...explain that shit...
The person who invented Tanga Panties and boy shorts, b/c they're my heroes.
The person who puts the pimientos into the green olives (what a great job).
A girl who isn't afraid to get dirty, doesn't always have to be dressed up, is serious less than she's jokin around, likes to wear hats, likes to hunt, fish, and/or be outside, is athletic, and can look look good while doing it...I think this girl is "Currently Out of Stock"....
And Jesus Christ, because he's just the man, and he loves flip flops too...

The video below is of my buddy and I killing snakes off of the airboat with our bows....:) If you wanna see us doing more of this or shooting Alligator Gar over 6 feet long, go to my buddy's site. www.garzillabowfishing.com
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My Blog

I miss Jennifer Wilks

Yes...I miss Jennifer Wilks like the deserts miss the rain.....actually even more than that.....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:05:00 GMT

I love Jennifer Wilks

Jenn Wilks is pretty much the greatest thing that the Good Lord put on this earth. If you want the definition of perfection, just meet her. I can't even begin to try to explain the oodles and oodles o...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:30:00 GMT

The Island is so Grand????....what?

Holy good grief WOW where do I start???!!!?? How bout the beginning????   So here I am. Let me paint you a little Walt Disney cartoonistical pictoral here (yes i made "cartoonistical" up....if y...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:53:00 GMT

Heaven

17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. 'I wowed 'em,' he later told his father, Bruce. 'It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:42:00 GMT

The NEW stupid sayings....

I was bored, sitting here thinking about stupid sayings. I hate all these stupid little sayings that people say. Here's a couple I came up with quick and why I hate them: Don't throw stones if you liv...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:00 GMT

The death of a legend....

I’m sorry to say that I’ve lost someone close to me that I love. I’m not sure how I can go on without her, but hopefully those closest to me can pull me through. Last night, while dr...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:14:00 GMT

After hours off-sale

So here's the scene: I'm just leaving work. It's about 2:30 am. I'm heading to after hours. I'm thirsty. Problem: after hours is low on booze. So I'm driving up 168th, wondering how I'm going to get s...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:55:00 GMT

Breakfast Surprise

So there I was in the cafeteria this morning completely loving the grits out of my Biscuits and Gravy when what do I see blowing by the window in the parking lot?? What is that??? Is that.......it IS!...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Top Friends.....

News Flash: If you're not in someone's top 4/8/16/1,000, that means that you mean nothing to them and they hate you and they want to push you down on cement and throw rocks at your eyes while you lie ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 15:42:00 GMT

"Athletes"

So, if someone plays a sport, are they automatically considered an athlete? What if they are just plain terrible...with absolutely no skill whatsoever??? Are they still an athlete? I mean, if someone ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:43:00 GMT