Here are 4 takes on who I am, given by those who know me best (1st one written in 1st person by a friend):"Hey I'm Garret. I heart cars! Fast ones, that drive fast sideways, not the boring ones that you fools drive. I'm as cocky as a rooster, yet as soft as a carebear. Take me home!I like risky business, and living in the fast lane. Caffeine highs, and beer buzzes carry me through. So ya, buy me a Red Bull and I'll work on your car. Like I said I heart cars.
Wanna know something about me, ask. I can guarantee meeting me is like an answer to all your dreams. 5 questions...you're mine....DONE!"“Without further ado, I bestow to you the story of Garret.
On the grand day of September 18th in the year 1985 our friend Garret was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I think it’s safe to say that he had a good childhood, until some misfortune came his way; this nevertheless molded him into the man he is today. Garret is pretty handy when it comes to building a car. He likes to go fast and get “slidewaysâ€, and if you’re an “idiot with fart can destroying the scene†he’d like you to go away because you give anyone with a import a bad name. When you first meet Garret, one might say that he is creep and weird. However, once you get to know him, he really isn’t too bad, that is if you can put up with his extremely inflated ego. Garret has an odd sense of humor that only few understand. He’s a particular
guy; I wouldn’t automatically call him picky though. If you ever happen to ask him to explain something or tell you a story make sure you have time, because it will take a while, be patient. Garret has a great deal of respect for his true friends and doesn’t put up with much else. He isn’t ashamed to let a girl pay fordinner, but on an extreamly rare occasion he’ll do the bidding. Garrets
favorite dessert is cheesecake because it’s not too sweet and just right. He also likes to drink his makers mark with Coke. And before I forget if you ever date Garret make sure you’re serious because if you change your mind two days later it annoys him. Well I believe I’ll lock it down here, I can’t give away all of Garret's stealthy secrets… He needs to keep some of his mystery.â€however..Mike Zuro referred to me as
"an insane kid who made some guy go insane for 5 years"now for the real scoop on the kid by J-coop:"Garret (don't know his last name) I met three years ago.jon "dj fro" adams introduced us. i now know him as grod. thinking back to all the memories from those beaverun drifting days: grod has been the only person to have a grim reaper on his car, and drive around like that for days. he has been known to really pull some hilarious jokes by pulling the kill switch by sneaking up behind the victims car! As long as I've known Garret he has been enjoyable to be around. I remember more than one occasion of going down to the local minimart by Beaverun and just hanging out drinking ice tea by the gallons swapping stories with jon, grod, and ryanMRMR. In Ohio at the US.drift competion he was racing around on Mikey Wiplash's bike helping out the infamous Marc Rozzo... always wanting to lend his indepth car knowledge to his friends. He even offered me a ride out to California. Grod is a great kid, and i feel privledged to be friends with him! Oh and he drifts tires till they blow, tearing them to shreds and leaving smoke trailssssssssssss!"According to Beth's intellectually amazing encycolpedia, here is your definition:"Garret- (n.) Male; A sex hound; Someone who makes you laugh(adj.) Pompous; Proud; Well-Endowed; Handsome. One should be cautious of a Garret, often times the specimen may exhmume an overwhelming sense of egoism, which can be prone to growth if complimented. Garrets move quickly, espcially when aided by any RWD car. Also, one must be aware that Garrets have a tendency to drive fast sideways. When encountered by a Garret, its important to speak slowly and not make any quick movements ;) However, if handled correctly, Garret's can make great friends, and fantastic sex partners."..
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