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About Me

I do hereby declare that I know the answers to the following questions:
1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. What's the difference in an orange?
3. Do you know the way to San Jose?
4. What was the "that" that Meatloaf meant when he sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't that."?
5. What is The Flaming Carrot's real identity?

If press arrow of play in picture box of below, following is video of music from photography of dogs of which I possess ownership. Please to enjoyment for you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woodchuck.
And orange grove magnate.
The mayor of San Jose.
Meatloaf
Mr. St- err, I mean The Flaming Carrot.

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I have spent my life helping those in need... of a severe asskicking.
I often wonder if my life is just a sitcom because of all the laughter I hear in the background as I walk by people, mostly from girls...
Perhaps my life would have been better spent if I had become a police officer so I could lay down the Law. Theresa Law. She was my biggest high school crush.
The last gal I was in a "relationship" in dumped me after a week because I admitted I had been to strip club...15 years ago. The subject was misspent youth.
Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I said that.

My Blog

All I ever wanted, all I ever bleeded, was shoes by and by

There's this guy named Charles that I know and he's real good at finding problems and fixing stuff up. But he thinks the previous sentence is fine.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Now the world don’t groove to the meat of just one hum

I was working on a screenplay with my 15 year-old niece when I realized she was smarter than me, so I got mad, started yelling at her, and destroyed everything we had worked on up until then and she s...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:00:00 GMT