Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues. --Ambrose Bierce
Guys, listen. My life is exploding.
I found my unicorn. Ha.
I write plays.
In the game of life, I'm winning.
In May, I'll officially be a college graduate.
I cook REALLY elaborate meals for no reason.
I drink more Red Bull than you.
I drive a car that looks like a banana.
I laugh in quiet rooms.
Especially when what's happening is NOT funny.
I have friends like no one else in the world.
I have a belt buckle that says HANK.
I wear jeans that are about to disintegrate.
I don't trust people with two first names.
If you chew with your mouth open in my vicinity, I'll yell.
I watch more cartoons than any woman my age.
I eat.
A LOT.
Crossword puzzles are just... kinda my thing.
My needs are simple: Love me, need me, feed me.
If you can sing along to any of the following, you've basically won my heart:
Common, Biggie, Mos Def, Annie Lennox
This is my work out.
