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About Me

I like lots of things. I also dislike lots of things. I am extremely honest. If you want to know anything then ask me. I may surprise you.

My superpowers include an immunity to poison ivy and the ability to say the wrong thing to girls.

This baby turtle makes me happy

My Interests

Girls' noses, especially if they are big or unusual. I also like bunnies and baby rhinos.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who looks like Morena Baccarin and has the lightsaber skills of Luke Skywalker. She must also have the abilities to read and breakdance.

Music:

Metal, hardcore, 70s and 80s pop. Maybe I will get around to posting bands by name like all the cool kids. Even if it is not something I am into I can respect music if it is done well.

Movies:

Star Wars, Das Boot, Cool Hand Luke, My Neighbor Totoro, Muriel's Wedding, Any Akira Kurosawa, Touch of Evil, Raising Arizona, Uncle Buck, Strange Brew, Big Night, To Die For

Television:

Arrested Development (RIP), Reno 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cheaters, Home Movies, Farscape (RIP), Homicide (RIP), Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, The Office (British), NewsRadio (RIP), The Kids in the Hall, The Daily Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, WKRP In Cincinnati, Scrubs. I also watch too much TV Land late at night.

Books:

Watership Down, Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, Any by Walter Mosley, Any by James Ellroy, Any by Neil Gaiman, The Blind Assassin, Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, Lolita, Peyton Place

Heroes:

George Washington Carver. Seriously, peanut butter is the greatest invention OF ALL TIME.

My Blog

Robble, Rabble, Ramble, Romble

I have known this for years but it has become more apparent to me in the last couple of weeks. I am horrible at leaving messages or voicemails. I tend to ramble a lot. I think I know...
Posted by Coach on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:23:00 PST

Judas of Personality

So I just got back from seeing Jesus Christ Superstar. High point of the night was meeting Corey Glover of Living Colour. He was Judas in the production and he was so vivid (yes, I w...
Posted by Coach on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

Purple is a flower

I think spring is finally arriving. Bring on the lilacs.
Posted by Coach on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

Dreams of Dido

I had a series of dreams where Dido was my girlfriend. ...
Posted by Coach on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

Head vs. Coconut. Coconut wins every time.

I am in Florida right now. A few nights ago we were stopped at a train crossing. My sister-in-law mentioned that there was a coconut tree next to us so I ran out of the car to...
Posted by Coach on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST

Song addiction

I am obsessed with the song "Under Pressure" by David Bowie and Queen (I have been on a major Bowie loving spree lately). I think I have listened to that song about 2-3 times everyday for the la...
Posted by Coach on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

I am utterly dumbfounded

I am totally addicted to the Dateline : To Catch a Predator shows. I cannot believe the pure idiocy of these guys that get caught. It is amazing to hear the lies they spew to try to get th...
Posted by Coach on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

weird dream

so i had a dream last night that i was paralyzed from the waist down. i kept crawling around on my stomach or riding a big wheel (apparently my legs worked if i had some momentum). even th...
Posted by Coach on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

87 percent of what I say is crap

I am not sure how scientific it is but one of my friends tells everyone that 87% of the stuff that comes out of my mouth is bullshit (his word because I never cuss). I am not sure where he came ...
Posted by Coach on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

The number one question I hear from coworkers that makes me want to kill

"Are you having fun yet?" For Budda's sake, I am at work! What do you think? Work is not where I would pick to be to have fun. I bet even guys that work at strip clubs dread going to...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST