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About Me

Well My Name is Mario Richard LuzardoI was Born and Raised In Queens , NYI currently Work Full Time At a Bullshit Job On the Upper West SideMusic is My Wife and Comedy Is my MistressI Love enjoying a Nice ShitColdplay is **Not** GayI like ChickenI love to WriteI Have a AfroMy Have Puerto Rican and Ecuadorian Blood in my VeinsI do **Not** Speaky SpanishI Have a AfroI love Women they just Hate mei am writing a Tv show With my TeamThey Call Me Mom MayerI am Not Related to John But He Is My BFFI Do Hate Reality TelevisionI Do Hate Wendy WilliamsI Do Love TacosMUSE is My Favorite Band I Love To Sing but You would Not Want to hear itSeth Rogen is the Funniest Man AliveCarrot Top Sucks AssI like CarrotsThey Have to Be CookedI Love Spanish Girls But some Of them Talk to muchI love White Girls but They are To tall For meI love Black Girls but They Hate meI love Asian Girls because they do Love Long timeI love girls girls girls girls ...Girls I DO ADoreI am Vertically Challenged ( 5'6)I am a little chunky , but the girls love the TetasThis was Strickly for ImprovI Have a Afro and it is 2008..Boy I am Cool

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:07:00 GMT

We are not Loser's We are Lasers.

WE WILL NOT LOSE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LOSERS, WE ARE LASERS!"Lasers are the opposite of losers. Lasers are shining beams of light that burn through the darkness of ignorance. Lasers shed light on injust...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:59:00 GMT

Suicide Poke

Waiting for the clock to strike 3 feels like a lifetime. 105 left to die in this hell that is a history class. This is great! its 2:58  at 3 i am off to my party where i am not a "loser" a "fag" or a ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 22:54:00 GMT

Get USE to getting USED

the word "use" gets a negative connotation, but its not negative. 2 "abuse" or "overuse" someone thats negative,to use is necessary so if u cant use someone or cant be used then your useless. -K wes...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:36:00 GMT

Random Sickness/ EVERY 2 WEEKS

hey what's going on people!! hope everyone is enjoying these past few days . i sure as hell have not i caught the FLU.It always happens when the weather is changing and it sucks because its always on...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:03:00 GMT

Has Anyone Seen Justin?

Hey people =)Hope everyone is having a good week . Mines has not been well and i had a horrible tuesday BUT! .... i needed a day to pick myself up from off the floor and continue to climb up the ladd...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:11:00 GMT

Rasta Chears

hey everyone , supe here 1st of all i want to wish everyone a happy new years. lets make 2009 a memorable 1 now this story happend a few months ago and its a short one but i thought about it tonight a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:01:00 GMT

F Train Smile

Its around 12 30 Friday night , or should i say saturday morning, and i am on the F train coming home from the Home Box Office. im on the 21st Queensbridge stop And A man gets on the train, this man w...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:08:00 GMT

People Are Starting To Hate Me .... :)

Hey People its me again ..... usually i write a dumb situations that happen in my life but i found something interesting on my truth box so i decided to write about it ...now i rarely check my truth...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:19:00 GMT

"Dawn Of The BUMs"

**To Anyone that might take offense to this, Im truly sorry, I Made a serious situation into some comedy....No Hate Comments please , Lets be Respectful....So I Just got off the F Train ( 179 Street ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:16:00 GMT